Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

When I get my Xbox again Ill kick all of your asses.

So either you're really good at MvC3, or you underestimate everyone here except me and Lando.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

When I get my Xbox again Ill kick all of your asses.

What ?? 

Nobody kicks my @rse...   

My @rse can be kissed, not kicked...   

Get out of my D@mn closet!!! . Oh crap i forgot you dang near as old as Mr Magoo! I am right behind you Old man! 

oh i as well thought you meant the Tom Jones resturant at first then i remembered the singer the resturant named after. Ha..I am an Igit sometimes., Memory loss and Hair is the first to go.....and we both semi bald. 

I thought your closet was public property...

At least that's what Juanita had told me... 

That Juanita... 

By the way, Tom Jones restaurant...?

Good one, but you know that you playing the straight up teenager doesn't fit you old timer. 

You know that both of us remember that guy from when he was just Magoo and had 20/20... 

*** Realizes that I am not semi anymore and secretly    ***

What was I talking about? 

Oh yeah, I never laughed at you when you lost. I always laughed with you...   


***  ***

So either you're really good at MvC3, or you underestimate everyone here except me and Lando.

 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

What ?? 

Nobody kicks my @rse...   

My @rse can be kissed, not kicked...   

Cocky pr*ck.  Though I guess you've proven you can get away with being cocky.

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

when he is laughing at us he knows he can beat us.  well me anyway.

dude.. tom Jones is a real resturant man! we got one here . they open 24/7 and serve breakfast any time of the day..... i thought you knew that granpa? 

i think i am gonna swallow my pride and finally just go Buy UMVC3.....i think i want revenge ...plus..i aint too bad with Virgil.  F yo Wesker!

plus.. i owe Acey some payback.. his crushing me defeated my entire MVC3 disk that day. Its a coaster now. 

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

Cocky pr*ck.  Though I guess you've proven you can get away with being cocky.

Hey...I'm 6'5". You would have to raise your leg pretty hight to kick my @rse. It's easier to kiss it... 

when he is laughing at us he knows he can beat us.  well me anyway.

dude.. tom Jones is a real resturant man! we got one here . they open 24/7 and serve breakfast any time of the day..... i thought you knew that granpa? 

i think i am gonna swallow my pride and finally just go Buy UMVC3.....i think i want revenge ...plus..i aint too bad with Virgil.  F yo Wesker!

plus.. i owe Acey some payback.. his crushing me defeated my entire MVC3 disk that day. Its a coaster now. 

 


How should I know that there is a restaurant that's called Tom Jones? 

I can't leave my house for too long because I have to change my Depends... 

GO BUY UMvC3 RIGHT NOW !!!!! 

Besides, you can use it as a second coaster later after Acey and I help your depresion kick back in... 

Two coasters are also better than one. That way, you can finally hold the controller with both hands and you don't have to drink alone... 
 

[C.R.O.M. - 有且只有一個]

So either you're really good at MvC3, or you underestimate everyone here except me and Lando.

You got a box Shad? No . Oh and my team was Deadpool, Dante, and Thor deal with it. Oh and f**k Wesker!

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

Oh and f**k Wesker!

Blasphemy !!!!! 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

Hey...I'm 6'5". You would have to raise your leg pretty hight to kick my @rse. It's easier to kiss it... 

You calling me short?

...

Because I sorta am.

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

Oh and f**k Wesker!

AMEN to that! 

Manolo is calling you a midget Shadaloo...not short.


whatever manolo! i am still salty over that day man! I played G lux till my fingers almost gave way to come out with a victory with a timeout...a win is a win tho. i take that but i am sure he knows he has smacked me around too much back then. Acey blew my disk in the last match we had when he went berserk on me in the second match up. i couldnt do anything but stare at my defeat when the match started.

But... i think i may be able to take yall 3 this time with no time outs and dont be trying to turn my disk into another coaster!  i got a gameplan against yall this time and no braggin. No ducking Acey either. .. i actually went and practiced using Spiderman after Acey beat me with him. ...Vergil will solve all my issues.  keep the hell away from me from half the screen! 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

Manolo is calling you a midget Shadaloo...not short.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

You calling me short?

...

Because I sorta am.

AMEN to that! 

Manolo is calling you a midget Shadaloo...not short.

LANDOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!     

I would never call you a midget Shadaloo... 

I meant the average human being, not you... 

We cool, right? 

*** Ufff...I think I was able to fix that...  Can't have Shadaloo mad at me. He handles the CROM treasury and has the spare keyes to the midget stable...  ***

whatever manolo! i am still salty over that day man! I played G lux till my fingers almost gave way to come out with a victory with a timeout...a win is a win tho. i take that but i am sure he knows he has smacked me around too much back then. Acey blew my disk in the last match we had when he went berserk on me in the second match up. i couldnt do anything but stare at my defeat when the match started.

 

But... i think i may be able to take yall 3 this time with no time outs and dont be trying to turn my disk into another coaster!  i got a gameplan against yall this time and no braggin. No ducking Acey either. .. i actually went and practiced using Spiderman after Acey beat me with him. ...Vergil will solve all my issues.  keep the hell away from me from half the screen! 

I'm rooting for you Lando !!!!! 

In fact, I'm online right now on 360 waiting for your Spidey... 

I am sitting though. I dare not wait standing for you to beat the 3 of us. I've never stood for days, much less a lifetime...   

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

I friggin' missed you bro.

[C.R.O.M. - 有且只有一個]

Ill say it again, f**k Wesker!!!

[Acey]

Thanks for the gameplay Manolo, sorry I had to bolt.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

I friggin' missed you bro.

Aw-shucks. You makin' me blush... 

I MISSED YOU TOO GUYS !!!!! 

*** Remembers waiving from the boat a long time ago and all the time I've been gone, and sundenlly I feel like a ***

I LOVE YOU GUYS !!!!! 

I have missed Lando growing up too. He acts like such an adult now. 

*** Secretly nods acknowledging that we all pretend to think that he is but really think that it's cute that he thinks he is... ***

I remember back in the day when Lando was growing up and was comming up with intergalactic psycho swiss army robots named CROM and we had a villain named A42 that plotted musical schemes... 

I've missed the Shadaloo knows best segments !!!!! 

...and solving the puzzle within Enso's messages !!!!! 

...and where are my cookies Nick ?? 

I'VE MISSED MY CREW !!!!!   

I'll do my best to try to be here more often... 

Ill say it again, f**k Wesker!!!

BY THE SACRED ASTRAL BEARD OF THOR...? 

Oh no you didn't... 

NO SOUP FO' YOU !!!!!  

Now go get a frickin' XBox or PS3 'cause Wesker needs his boots a lickin'... 

...and the Rider needs his @rse a kissin'... 

Of course you realize, this means war !!!!! 

...but I can't fight it alone bro, so please make sure you get a 360 or PS3 as soon as possible, because if not, the threats will get old and it won't be as much fun, and then nobody will ever know, but I will know and I'll feel good, but won't be able to share it and you won't know, but you'll think you do. It'll just complicate things so make sure you get it right away, OK...? 

Thanks for the gameplay Manolo, sorry I had to bolt.

Great matches Acey... 

It's too bad you had to leave, you missed playing with Cosmic Lord Bell before and with Beno after... 

We are getting better though. I was 10 and 18 against them, and you were doing better yourself. 

Bozz and I really liked your Spider-man, and your Hulk has gotten worlds better. Actually, you were playing Awesome... 

I look forward to our next matches... 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

I remember back in the day when Lando was growing up and was comming up with intergalactic psycho swiss army robots named CROM and we had a villain named A42 that plotted musical schemes... 

I've missed the Shadaloo knows best segments !!!!! 

...and solving the puzzle within Enso's messages !!!!! 

...and where are my cookies Nick ?? 

I was just reading the old LPTP posts a few minutes ago. And the robot is P0-33, not CROM.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

I was just reading the old LPTP posts a few minutes ago. And the robot is P0-33, not CROM.

Wasn't the robot's first name CROM and then it changed to PO-33...? 

I remember that I suggested that you guys make him into a Mugen character and then you and Lando where the first Creative Rebels of Mugen, then we all became one big happy, but distorted, family, and that was how CROM started... 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

Wasn't the robot's first name CROM and then it changed to PO-33...? 

I remember that I suggested that you guys make him into a Mugen character and then you and Lando where the first Creative Rebels of Mugen, then we all became one big happy, but distorted, family, and that was how CROM started... 

No dude, it was Psycho Overlord-33, then shortened to P0-33.

CROM on the other hand went through several name changes before Lando's Conan obession kicked in.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

No dude, it was Psycho Overlord-33, then shortened to P0-33.

CROM on the other hand went through several name changes before Lando's Conan obession kicked in.

I guess Lando was right about memmory loss... 

[Acey]

Great matches Acey... 

It's too bad you had to leave, you missed playing with Cosmic Lord Bell before and with Beno after... 

We are getting better though. I was 10 and 18 against them, and you were doing better yourself. 

Bozz and I really liked your Spider-man, and your Hulk has gotten worlds better. Actually, you were playing Awesome... 

I look forward to our next matches... 

I had been fixing up mugen bugs all night before I remembered you were going to be online. Then on that last match the Mrs. started calling. I'm glad you guys enjoyed Spidey. I need to stop droping my online combos. I've got your Nemesis in my site for a 100% on first hit.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

I've got your Nemesis in my site for a 100% on first hit.

 

I'm sure you do...

I get annoyed every time I drop my combos online as well, specially with Ghost Rider since the timing has to be so precise to catch them falling from the wall bounce. 

I'm awesome in training though...

Although dropping a combo in the middle of a match with these guys is a death sentence... 

By the way, I remembered that you did play Cosmic Lord Bell and I think you beat him on your first try. I only beat him twice out of like 8 matches last night... 

Anyway, I'll probably be online this weekend as well. I'll invite you if I see you online...

[Acey]

That's correct, too bad he wasn't using his best team.

[C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle]

That's correct, too bad he wasn't using his best team.

Yeah, but that Tron that he is learning was really annoying. 

I'm not used to fighting against her since not many people use her online anymore... 

[Space (DCL)]

Yo Swiziga dat Chris ULLL XD
Ya saw that Chris combo?!

Im uppin my game with Chris! I need a keepaway styled character afterall, but he still packs a wallop!
Chris "Punchin Boulders" Redfield