Windows: Doors. A Winows 7 parody of hilariousness.

[SanjiSasuke]

Try the chat bot, it is hilarious.
Post a few conversations.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512482

Example:
You:  You owe me $3,000,000.
Archon68:  Thanks for telling me:  SanjiSasuke said I owe him or her 3 000 000.
You:  Pay me the money!
Archon68:  Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You:  Give me my $3000000
Archon68:  Sometimes we have to settle for second best.
You:  Not me you fat hulk of robotic scrap metal. Pay me 3000000 or you will be shut down permanently you worthless lump of steel!
Archon68:  If not you, who?  Do you mind if I tell other people:  Captain Jack Sparrow said I fat hulk of robotic scrap metal.   If I have to choose one, I pick Pay me 3000000.

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This is awesome I'm hooked on the stalk chat.