What is the funnist thing you have ever heard?

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

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[ANGELM]

One of my friends (not that homo stuff) told me in a feminine voice, "Don't be stupid."
 

[ATiC3]

Someone girl in my old high school told me "Michael Jackson is hot!" ........... -.-

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no joke.....

[Superjoker]

CHRIS FARLEY: "That Veronica Vaughn is one peace of butt.... I know from experience dude.... if you know what i mean."

ADAM SANDLER: "No you don't."

CHRIS FARLEY: "Well not me personally, but a guy I know! him and her got-it-on WOOOH EEEEH! huh, hehehe?"

ADAM SANDLER: "No they didn't."

CHRIS FARLEY: "No, no, no they didn't.... but you can imagine if they did right? huh? hey?"

ADAM SANDLER: "............"

CHRIS FARLEY:

[SesakaX]

YouTube used to have a good quality version of this scene. Well, the audio in it is good anyways. I don't know any hilarious scene that can beat this yet because it's the best.



Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news...
*breaks wind*

[Violent Ken Masters]

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