Funniest Moment u ever had alone

[That Mugen Guy]

well I just wanna see what the funniest moment u ever had by yourself, well mines happened today when I was going to take a shower. I stepped in there and I have a detachable shower head so I was about to take it down, but my wash cloth dropped so I went to pick it up and left the shower head half way on the holding rack thing so when I looked up it fell and knocked the sh*t outta my head. I was gonna get mad but I had no one to get mad at it was my own stupidity so I sat there and laughed for about 2mins. Hope i don't have a knott on my forehead for school tomorrow 

[Nutty-Da-Kid]

i was watchin a video on youtube when it was dark all by myself and it was one of those scary face pop up videos that get u when ur not expectin it and i had some head phones i had the volume up to full blast, and i was watchin and out of no where dat scary face pops up outta nowhere with a loud scary scream man i must of hoped 10 feet in the air. Man i tried to listen to some music to calm myself down but i couldnt i was so tromotized that i was scared for like 40 mins then my cellphone rung loud unexpectidly right after and that scared da crap outta me too i thought i was gonna have a heart attack that day. 

[Tundra]

i was watchin a video on youtube when it was dark all by myself and it was one of those scary face pop up videos that get u when ur not expectin it and i had some head phones i had the volume up to full blast, and i was watchin and out of no where dat scary face pops up outta nowhere with a loud scary scream man i must of hoped 10 feet in the air. Man i tried to listen to some music to calm myself down but i couldnt i was so tromotized that i was scared for like 40 mins then my cellphone rung loud unexpectidly right after and that scared da sh*t outta me too i thought i was gonna have a heart attack that day. 

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I was about 6 or 7 and I was watching the the old school spidey on fox kids and I was eating oreos and and ate half the bag then webt to the fridge to get some olives and half the can. I then decided to put my finger in my mouth and then down my throat to touch the dangling thing in my mouth. Then I started gagging and threw up. It looked like I was throughing up cement.

[That Mugen Guy]

i was watchin a video on youtube when it was dark all by myself and it was one of those scary face pop up videos that get u when ur not expectin it and i had some head phones i had the volume up to full blast, and i was watchin and out of no where dat scary face pops up outta nowhere with a loud scary scream man i must of hoped 10 feet in the air. Man i tried to listen to some music to calm myself down but i couldnt i was so tromotized that i was scared for like 40 mins then my cellphone rung loud unexpectidly right after and that scared da sh*t outta me too i thought i was gonna have a heart attack that day. 

 lmao

[I_Burner]

When I was like 6 or 7, I was visiting my grandmother who lived out in the country. I was running around outside, but the grass was so tall that I didn't see the rake that was lying out in the yard. Naturally I stepped on it, and it was just like in a cartoon - the handle came flying up, cracked me in the face and laid my @$$ out!

[Nutty-Da-Kid]

i was watchin a video on youtube when it was dark all by myself and it was one of those scary face pop up videos that get u when ur not expectin it and i had some head phones i had the volume up to full blast, and i was watchin and out of no where dat scary face pops up outta nowhere with a loud scary scream man i must of hoped 10 feet in the air. Man i tried to listen to some music to calm myself down but i couldnt i was so tromotized that i was scared for like 40 mins then my cellphone rung loud unexpectidly right after and that scared da sh*t outta me too i thought i was gonna have a heart attack that day. 

 lmao

Da worst part of it all was dat this was recent .

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

I was taking a leak in My bathroom and i had Morning wood i ended up pissing all over my cat.

[R.I.C.O - Twon]

When i was like 6 or 7, I was at a house playin with the cat. So i kept pullin its tail then it just got mad and bit my booty (and yeah it hurt). From then on I have never messed with cats again. The end

[Tundra]

I was taking a leak in My bathroom and i had Morning wood i ended up pissing all over my cat.

When i was like 6 or 7, I was at a house playin with the cat. So i kept pullin its tail then it just got mad and bit my booty (and yeah it hurt). From then on I have never messed with cats again. The end

[R.I.C.O - Twon]

Lol i think i cried to my mom, she was just like "Shouldnt have been messin wit its tail, yo fault"

[Nutty-Da-Kid]

I was taking a leak in My bathroom and i had Morning wood i ended up pissing all over my cat.

Lol man that robot chicken morning wood video would have been perfect for this.

[fer619]

When I was like 6 or 7, I was visiting my grandmother who lived out in the country. I was running around outside, but the grass was so tall that I didn't see the rake that was lying out in the yard. Naturally I stepped on it, and it was just like in a cartoon - the handle came flying up, cracked me in the face and laid my @$$ out!

, sideshow bob comes to mind

[Negi Springfield]

about a year ago I was visiting a friends house, and his mom has a few cats, right so I went to use the bathroom
I was standing there
and I looked up and one of there cats was ontop of the shower curtain looking down at me
and I was looking up at it
and I said after a pause "wtf you lookin at?"
zipped up my fly and left
I 'd pretty hard for the next few days

[Nutty-Da-Kid]

about a year ago I was visiting a friends house, and his mom has a few cats, right so I went to use the bathroom
I was standing there
and I looked up and one of there cats was ontop of the shower curtain looking down at me
and I was looking up at it
and I said after a pause "wtf you lookin at?"
zipped up my fly and left
I 'd pretty hard for the next few days

  and i thought my family were da only ones who said things like that in those kinda situations..