Author Topic: Mommy! My PSP is Full of Porn! (Read 914 times)

Dissidia · « **on:** April 14, 2009, 12:36:37 PM »

From Kotaku:

Hey, parents: if you're buying a games console from Wal-Mart, do the right thing and check it out first yourself. That way, you'll avoid what happened to poor little Eliso Tovar.

See, Eliso was treated to a late, late Christmas present from his mom last week. She took him to a Wal-Mart in Manatee County, Florida, and bought him a PSP. All was well!

Until he took it home and turned it on. And found that the wallpaper was of a naked chick. And that the PSP somehow had a memory stick already inside it that was full of "hundreds of pornographic pictures".

Wal-Mart offered to give the kid a new PSP game. Eliso's mom, Tamatha, is having none of it, and wants a whole new PSP instead.
http://kotaku.com/5210769/6-year+old-buys-porn+infested-psp-from-wal+mart

I should've gotten a new PSP game instead and kept the pr0n all to myself.

KPT25 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2009, 12:44:33 PM »

LOLZ!!!!!!

That's why you shouldn't buy tech stuff from a Wal-Mart

Scar · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:25:48 PM »

Thats messed up..

Poor little kid..

xPreatorianx · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2009, 02:10:40 PM »

Wish I was that kid right about now. Be like thanks mommy see you in an hour or so

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:04:59 PM »

. Well at least he won't be confused when he grows up.

ANGELM · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:07:58 PM »

A psp is the only thing around here that actually lets you get away with stuff like that.

MugenMaster44 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:15:43 PM »

and ipod touches

td_91 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:31:49 PM »

that was hilarious

Negi Springfield · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2009, 03:32:11 PM »

PSP = Portable Stash of Porn

Error Macro · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2009, 03:40:20 PM »

Oh god. Thats so wrong.

fredgerd · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:30:33 PM »

yet another reason to buy used products

Negi Springfield · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:37:52 PM »

Quote from: fredgerd on April 15, 2009, 04:30:33 PM

yet another reason to buy used products

QFT

Jelux Da Casual · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2009, 05:03:16 PM »

Quote from: KPT25 on April 14, 2009, 12:44:33 PM

LOLZ!!!!!!
That's why you shouldn't buy ~~tech stuff~~ anything from a Wal-Mart

fixed.

Walmart is the **** devil man. Still, let the

continue.

KPT25 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »

Quote from: G Lux on April 15, 2009, 05:03:16 PM

fixed.

Walmart is the **** devil man. Still, let the continue.

I was seriously going to post that,but i said "maybe food or stuff can be bought from it"

kratos · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2009, 03:46:51 AM »

Walmart - "Everyday low prices, and hiding porn in your childrens toys."

Izanagi · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2009, 03:56:10 AM »

Somebody working at Walmart was busy...

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:17:35 AM »

That kid is a great liar.

danniel · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:02:09 PM »

holy shiz!
my psp's full of porn too!

Izanagi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:05:14 PM »

My 8gb memory stick has 400Mb left...

nick09 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Dante57 on April 16, 2009, 08:05:14 PM

My 8gb memory stick has 400Mb left...

You can get one of these:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820171403

You just need to get the M2 adapter to fit it in your PSP.

tremainekr · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:07:34 PM »

only the mother..the father would have brought one too

Post Merge: April 18, 2009, 07:09:05 PM

the father would have went to the sales clerk like "uh do you have the super psp"

shootYr. · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:17:32 PM »

Oh Noes! Teh Pr0n Is Gone!

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