Author Topic: Man... my gf has a weird since of humor. (Read 1049 times)

Violent Ken Masters · « **on:** January 16, 2008, 08:54:56 PM »

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

That Mugen Guy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2008, 08:57:28 PM »

u almost cried

Gigan X3 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:08:14 PM »

Quote from: VKM

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

That reminds me of Myself

I told my EX-GF I had AIDS after a long developed relationship, She got back at me with another Heavy Joke and We kept going back and forth too bad it had to end, Anyway Going Forth!

Luis/Dshiznet · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:08:54 PM »

Lightblackheart · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Violent Ken Masters on January 16, 2008, 08:54:56 PM

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

my god you have to get revenge

Negi Springfield · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:45:12 PM »

you poor,poor bastard
XD

★Leon★ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:51:17 PM »

Oh man i'd have turned paler than toiled paper

but since this happened to someone else...

Quote from: Negi Springfield on January 16, 2008, 09:45:12 PM

you poor,poor bastard
XD

eternal · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM »

all girls say that

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:30:13 PM »

Ooooooh. Think of something. you have 3 months!!!

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:39:40 PM »

not funny

Excursion · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:36:38 PM »

That sucks VKM, but it makes for a great post here in the General Discussion

.:K.I.N.G:. · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:41:56 PM »

.you know vkm that might not be a joke

maybe a test to see if you are going to freak out about it

.
this will have consequences dude..count on it

TÐZ · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:49:16 PM »

Girls say that to me too, I know they are playing around though. Mini mes everywhere.

R.I.C.O - Teros · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:53:01 PM »

Haha, poor VKM.

I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.

Sorry if that was too much info.

>_>

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:59:10 AM »

Quote from: Teros on January 16, 2008, 11:53:01 PM

Haha, poor VKM.

I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.

Sorry if that was too much info.

>_>

That is funny as poop man.

gaara6666 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM »

ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:28:14 AM »

Quote from: gaara6666 on January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM

ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak

Great idea!

★Leon★ · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 07:28:14 AM

Quote from: gaara6666 on January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM
ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak
Great idea!

Dude....that's sooooo EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!

Me likey

Marancv · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM »

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

★Leon★ · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

OMFG XD i would pay to see that!

AceWonder20 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

Thats just what I was thinking.

Fallen_Angel · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

Ryu # 20 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:34:50 AM »

I don't mean to question anything, but what's with people and heavy jokes?

Spidermew · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Man if you keep this jokeing up its just going to get bigger and bigger untill you find yourslf one day in an apartment with 3 kids running arround.

Captain Cold · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM »

Quote from: .eternal on January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM

all girls say that

My GF would never say that because she does want kids

and she is 34

and im 23 and i dont want any either

for april fools just tell her you have the herps

and you think she has them

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