chuck norris jokes lets here em

[tremainekr]

chuck norris dont catch s.t.d.'s, they simply turn into protein

[.Batzarro.]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Jesus asks "What would Chuck Norris do?"

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

 

[Antediluvain]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Before the bogeyman goes to bed he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. This isn't because he's afraid of the dark it's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[TÐZ]

Chuck Norris Can Believe its butter

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

One day Chuck norris walked a crowded street in Manhattan with an erection there was no survivors.

[kingofM.U.G.E.N.]

http://www.100factsabout.com/Chuck/Norris

[tremainekr]

it wasnt legal to smoke weed in amsterdam untill chuck norris moved there