Post by: Violent Ken Masters on January 16, 2008, 08:54:56 PM
The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.
Then she replies saying she was just kidding.
I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.
I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.
Post by: That Mugen Guy on January 16, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
Post by: Gigan X3 on January 16, 2008, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: VKM
So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.
The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.
Then she replies saying she was just kidding.
I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.
I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.
That reminds me of Myself :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
I told my EX-GF I had AIDS after a long developed relationship, She got back at me with another Heavy Joke and We kept going back and forth too bad it had to end, Anyway Going Forth!
Post by: Luis/Dshiznet on January 16, 2008, 09:08:54 PM
Post by: Lightblackheart on January 16, 2008, 09:19:00 PM
So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.:DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.
Then she replies saying she was just kidding.
I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.
I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.
my god you have to get revenge :DxDie
Post by: Negi Springfield on January 16, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
XD
Post by: ★Leon★ on January 16, 2008, 09:51:17 PM
but since this happened to someone else...
you poor,poor bastard:DxDie
XD
Post by: eternal on January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM
Post by: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! on January 16, 2008, 10:30:13 PM
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on January 16, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
Post by: Excursion on January 16, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Post by: .:K.I.N.G:. on January 16, 2008, 11:41:56 PM
this will have consequences dude..count on it ;*))
Post by: TÐZ on January 16, 2008, 11:49:16 PM
Post by: R.I.C.O - Teros on January 16, 2008, 11:53:01 PM
I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.
Sorry if that was too much info.
>_>
Post by: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
Haha, poor VKM.:DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.
Sorry if that was too much info.
>_>
That is funny as poop man. :DxDie
Post by: gaara6666 on January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM
Post by: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 07:28:14 AM
ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak>:D Great idea!
Post by: ★Leon★ on January 17, 2008, 08:19:58 AM
Dude....that's sooooo EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak>:D Great idea!
Me likey >:D
Post by: Marancv on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!
Post by: ★Leon★ on January 17, 2008, 09:25:36 AM
but... then she could say:OMFG XD i would pay to see that! :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!
Post by: AceWonder20 on January 17, 2008, 09:51:05 AM
eeeeeeviiiil!!!:DxDie Thats just what I was thinking.
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!
Post by: Fallen_Angel on January 17, 2008, 10:20:03 AM
eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!
:DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
Post by: Ryu # 20 on January 17, 2008, 10:34:50 AM
Post by: Spidermew on January 17, 2008, 10:45:03 AM
Man if you keep this jokeing up its just going to get bigger and bigger untill you find yourslf one day in an apartment with 3 kids running arround.
Post by: Captain Cold on January 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM
all girls say that lol
My GF would never say that because she does want kids lol and she is 34 lol and im 23 and i dont want any either lol for april fools just tell her you have the herps lol and you think she has them lol
Post by: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 11:30:09 AM
Yeah, my gf is 22 and I'm 19 (going on 20 this fall), she thinks she's too old for me. 8-}all girls say that lol
My GF would never say that because she does want kids lol and she is 34 lol and im 23 and i dont want any either lol for april fools just tell her you have the herps lol and you think she has them lol
It's pretty sad she thinks age matters in a relationship. I keep telling her that it's only love that matters. :D
Post by: Captain Cold on January 17, 2008, 11:44:49 AM
Yeah, my gf is 22 and I'm 19 (going on 20 this fall), she thinks she's too old for me. 8-}all girls say that lol
My GF would never say that because she does want kids lol and she is 34 lol and im 23 and i dont want any either lol for april fools just tell her you have the herps lol and you think she has them lol
It's pretty sad she thinks age matters in a relationship. I keep telling her that it's only love that matters. :D
yup same here she thinks ill get sick of her and find someone younger....i think she is 8-} 2
Post by: Acey on January 17, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.
Post by: Negi Springfield on January 17, 2008, 12:17:13 PM
Future absentee fathers unite!And that was Acey on the seriouse side of discussion!...
Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.
back to joking around XP
Post by: Darkgargos on January 17, 2008, 12:23:43 PM
Future absentee fathers unite!
Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.
You are so right Acey, commitment is very very important. Got to be willing to commit to a relationship if you want it to go anywhere.
Now about the subject at hand, I think joking about being pregnant is just wrong and messed up.....just one of those sick jokes that I don't find funny.
Post by: juelz aka wolfi on January 17, 2008, 04:05:26 PM
dont forget girls do this to test guys out for future proof