Infinity MUGEN Team
IMT Discussions => General Discussion => SPAM Games => Topic started by: Izanagi on June 16, 2009, 02:55:27 AM
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What you do here is wish for something and the next poster will somehow grant your wish, but then something will happen.
Example:
PosterA: I wish I could have a ferrari.
PosterB: Granted, but it was stolen and you are now in jail.
I wish Bleach`s dumb arrancar arc would end.
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Granted, but instead you get a arc which is even worse.
I wish I had some pizza right now..
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Granted, but the pizza you got is a month old
I wish Team Fortress 3 existed. ;D
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Granted, but all classes now walk at Heavy's speed while using Shasa and can ONLY melee. No backstabs crits as Spy either.
I wish my graphics card was better.
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Granted, and your computer just exploded.
I wish I won the lottery
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Granted, but you were robbed of all your money by an army of old ladies who played all their lives.
I wish I had the new nazi zombies map pack.
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Granted but your game becomes corrupt and it no longer reads.
I wish I was done with my SUmmer Reading list for next year's AP English Class.
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Granted but you get a bigger list
I wish to have a pikachu LVL 1
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Granted but it doesn't like you and treats you just like it treated Ash when he first got him, except your Pikachu never stops doing it.
I wish I had some iced tea right now.
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Calypso: Granted but your iced tea has no ice in it and it's boiling hot! *laughs evilly*
I wish I knew why Calypso messes up all the wishes in the Twisted Metal series.
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Granted but you are washed of your memory so its as if you never even knew.
I wish People would stop complaining that TVC is only on Wii.
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Granted, but they continue to whine because Ryu is in the game.
I wish I had more time to think for a wish.
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Granted but you spent your whole life thinking.
I wish these gummi bears were softer.
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garanted, but then the ewoks ate'em
i wish.... the spin off of Deadpool will be great!!!
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Granted, but no one will have seen it becoming a sleeper hit.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but it only lasted a minute and you fell to your death :-SS
I wish I could drive better...
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Granted, but you've ren over a stop sign in the process
I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home, until next time.
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Granted, but since the wish made no sense, you ended in a void.
I wish some dude gave away a PS3 to me
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Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I had the motivation to continue working on mugen stuff.
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Granted, but your computer HDD crashed and you lost everything
I wish I could sprite faster >_>
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granted, but your spriting programs got deleted
i wish i made the best mugen char EVER!!!
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granted, but as soon as your char came out, someone made a better version
I wish I could decide faster
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granted but u make bad choices all the time
wish i had Meagan fox wiv me right now
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Granted but a man showed up instead
I wish I can meet 50 cent.
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Granted but it's actually 50 CENTS.
I wish my connection didn't f**k up so much..
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Granted but it still messes up just enough to still annoy you. : D
I wish I my PSP battery was charged.
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Granted but it wont turn on.
I wish i could pilot a real gundam 8)
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Granted but soon as u start pressing buttons, u press the self-destruction switch
I wish I didn't have to take classes in the summer time
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Granted , but you are forced to double down next summer.
I wish I had an entire stage set of a TV show. *think pee wee's playhouse*
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Granted, but the Magic Toilet explodes when you sit on it.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had rabbit in a hat in the back of a '64 Impala.
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Granted, but the rabbit in a hat in the back of a '64 Impala kills you.
I wish HD vids didn't take so long to render...
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Granted. But its still rendering... and it takes even longer.
I wish The nostalgia critic and the AVGN could be friends again.
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granted, but he died
i wish people would POST THERE MUGEN STUFF AT OREGETTIN MUGEN TEAM!!! XD||
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Granted but there all hackers posting disgusting images
I wish my Mom didn't have my car so I could go places
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Granted but she returned it all busted up
I wish I have a 100 bill
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Granted but it's fake.
I wish people still payed attention to the Show and Tell section of this forum. >: (
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Granted, but the forum got shut down for good.
I wish to have my very own Soviet Base from Red Alert 2!!!!
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granted but its made out of lego
i wish to own microsoft and sony
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Granted, but you got a lawsuit from Sonysoft and are now bankrupt.
I wish I knew better shading
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You become an expert in light shades.
I wish for global domination.
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Granted, but to do so M.Bison (Vega) has to take control of your body so its never really you who took over the world.
I wish I could sprite faster/better so that my whole list of WIPs would be done.
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Granted, but at the speed you sprite, your hands melted :/
i wish I had a million dollars xD (Age old wish lawl)
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granted, but you've borrowed too much money from the bank and you're now broke.
i wish i was a psychic
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granted, but you've borrowed too much money from the bank and you're now broke.
i wish i was a psychic
granted, but that demon got cast out ^-^
i wish that had a better camera......
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Granted, but the first time you use it the flash blinds you, and you are never able to see how awesome the pictures are.
I wish leprechauns were real.
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granted but they would torture you for the rest of your life
i wish i was doomsday (dc character)
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Granted, but you are always grumpy and u have gingivitis.
I wish i could have sonic speed [-O< lol
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granted but u don't have sonic's eyesight and u ran straight into a wall died
I wish jail breaking the iphone didn't void ur warranty
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Granted, but now ATT raised your phone rates to $1,000,000 per min
I wish WWE and TNA actually made sense
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Wish Granted, now the whole WWE and TNA roster will come to your house and jump you.
I wish that all diseases had a 100% cure.
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granted...THE WORLD ENDS TOMOROW >:D
I wish I could be head admin of imt ;D
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granted, but every computer you touch... crashes
I wish I could get a new cell phone.
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I wish I could get a new cell phone.
Granted
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/811/oldcellphonebmp.jpg)
I wish I was rich enough to hire teams of graphic artists and programmers to make all the mugen characters I ever wanted. >:D
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Granted, Then they got tired of working on EOH and then they robbed you.
I wish I was Mayor of Baltimore.
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Granted but nothing good results from it.
I wish I lived in a better place.
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Granted, but that place became terrible
I wish more competitors & audiences would come to the kawaks tournament
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granted but they bring all kinds of weapons and kill each other you and the rest of the world
i wish i had a Mercedes clk gtr
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Granted, then it turns into this:
(http://f.imagehost.org/0355/damaged_car1.jpg) (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0355/damaged_car1)
i wish gas was cheaper
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Granted, but here is your car...
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5235/88270094.jpg)
I wish my laptop was an AlienWare laptop.
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Granted, until men in suits appear to take it back to area 51.
I wish I could raise my programming job level over the max cap and gain lots of EXP while taking on the final boss.
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Granted, but a glitch immediately sets you back to level 1.
I wish weekends were six days long.
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Granted but you die of partying too much and not enough sleep.
I wish I was a Shoto in real life that could shoot hadou energy from my hands.
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Granted, but so much hadou energy melts your hands!
I wish I were premier of the Command and Conquer Soviets.
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granted, but it was its worse act yet ~X(
i wish i could draw better..... :-"
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Granted, but your drawings come to life.
I wish I had a legally bought Apocalypse Tank.
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Granted, but this co called 'legally bought' Apocalypse tank merges with your body and takes over your mind, making you go into a rampage across your city as a giant, deadly cyborg.
I wish (want) to be leaf. (reference, anyone?) http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-03/lolcat-koford-i-want-to-be-leaf.jpg (http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-03/lolcat-koford-i-want-to-be-leaf.jpg)
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Granted, but a Twinblade picks me up and drops me on you!
I wish to have my missles from Red Alert 2 back!
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granted but they are unstable and blow up in your face and killing loads of peeps
i wish to have a voice like trey songz
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Granted, but you become unattractive to every girl that hears your voice.
I wish I was a soul reaper 8)
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Granted but It was only a halloween custume.
I wish at the anime in the world was real(including Street Fighter, dbz, devil may cry, etc.)
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Granted but your on the receiving end of the heroes fury, and we all know how that ends :)
I wish I knew Qigong.
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Granted but, now you forget why you wanted to remember it in the first place.
I wish I was better at COD 4
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Granted but your skills don't improve much at all.
I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2. (Could be that I'm using a laptop touchpad <_<)
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Granted, but you still suck at countering Spies.
I wish I wasn't an apocalypse tank anymore and I had a Mammoth tank from CNC:3
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Granted but one of the tires blew out and there is no place to buy one.
I wish Saiyans were real...........
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Granted, but they all Final Flash you into the 90000000000000000th dimension.
I wish I was transformed into a Mammoth Tank!
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granted but your made out of chocolate and melt in the sun
i wish i was a vigin
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garanted, but then hulk came and rape you
i wish to swim in a pool full of coke...
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granted... but tony montana is tick and about to show you his little friend
I wish for the next post to be posted and then another...
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Granted but the forum was seized by the FBI
I wish hate crime didn't existed
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Granted but love crimes skyrocket.
I wish the american Street Fighter cartoon never existed.
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Granted, but NOW there's an even crappier than CD-I Halo cartoon!
I wish I was a perfect/non-chocolate Mammoth Tank!
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Granted..................But the perfection took over your mind and you want on a rampage that led to your downfall
I wish for a hair like Guile from Street Fighter.
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Granted, but me in my perfect Mammoth form smashed you.
I wish I could fire V4 rockets along with my dual railgun cannons and missiles!
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Granted, but after you finished firing all cannons and missiles, you had to pay for the damage you did on the city........................$50,000,000,000,000.
I wish I was the FBI.
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Granted. You are the second most hated organization in the USA.
I wish I don't have to pay anything and be the most armed, dangerous, powerful, and strongest Mammoth tank in the UNIVERSE!!!!!
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Wish is granted but, reality doesn't exist any more
I wish stupid people wouldn't breed
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Granted, but genius a**holes continue to make babies that are worse than their parents and look down on people.
I wish this icon :rules: was a way of life.
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Granted. Everyone is now a wuss.
I wish Reality was back and I don't have to pay anything and be the most armed, dangerous, powerful, and strongest Mammoth tank in the UNIVERSE!!!!!
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Granted. Everyone is now a wuss.
I wish Reality was back and I don't have to pay anything and be the most armed, dangerous, powerful, and strongest Mammoth tank in the UNIVERSE!!!!!
granted, but you never find love lol.
I wish i could go to japan to see that wicked life-size gundam!!!
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Granted but that's the last thing you'll ever see
I wish I was Wolverine
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Granted. It crushes you.
I wish I had a better AK-47!
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granted but when u pull the trigger it blows up in your face
i wish i had legs like sagat
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granted but when u pull the trigger it blows up in your face
i wish i had legs like sagat
>:-(-| My AK-47 always did that before...
Granted but you ran so fast, that Sonic had to kill you.
I wish I could use a Sickle Walker instead of being a lowly Conscript...
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Wish is a mess, you`ve destroyed the universe =D>
I wish spriting basics wasn`t so F***** boring ~X(
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Granted but now you find women boring
I wish I had the power to NECRO-BUMP
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Granted. You are banned from every forum in existance.
I wish I had a Reaper Walker!
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Granted but then you died after you touched it
I wish Materials Science was actually interesting
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Granted you learn all science thus the meaning of life. now you sit at home alone in the woods far away from people on ur own island rocking back and forth in a corner horrified about the turth.
I wish i had the will to work on my art again.
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granted, now you are in the cretaceous age and you have the will to paint again!
i wish more marvel smileys in imt :O*D
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granted: except the marvel smileys now include ryan reynolds as deadpool
I wish chuck norris could dress up like rugal bernstein
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granted: except the marvel smileys now include ryan reynolds as deadpool
I wish chuck norris could dress up like rugal bernstein
Granted, Its too bad you die of a heart attack as he undresses and changes into his Rugal costume in front of you.
I wish for an uncorruptible wish
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wish granted, but you will never know what it was and you owe all your money to me for granting it
I wish... XD||
THIS WAS SPARTA!!!!
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granted: except youre the first to be kicked into the pit of death yo lol
i wish morgan freeman was actually balrog from street fighter
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granted but he is the most broken character
I wish spiderman didnt create the symboityte
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granted but he is the most broken character
I wish spiderman didnt create the symboityte
Dude that wish was already granted, the symbote was born on another planet and was traped by other members of his species in an alien mechine.
Spiderman just descoverd it durring the secret wars when he needed a new costume and thought that this mechine might make one for him.
So you see, spiderman never created the symbote, he just foud him.
LOL.
I wish my financal aid for the summer session thats already over, would hurry up and get in so i can pay my fees and other things i would need the money for.
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granted. now they created their version of the zarros and now spiderman is forever ruined
I wish John Stewart was the main Green Lantern instead of Hal Jordan