Author Topic: Last person to post wins! (Read 264060 times)

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3450 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:27:35 AM »

i knew she was a player! darn her! $\-/o$ $\-/o$ $\-/o$ $\-/o$

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3451 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:29:17 AM »

Curse her and her extraordinary cookies! $\-/o$

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3452 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:33:44 AM »

you can have her...i am moving onto to joan rivers. she still funny and sexy.

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3453 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:35:29 AM »

Now we can contintue to have our weekly Jeet Kun Do training sessions.

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3454 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:39:32 AM »

well i learned all i could from her. she even showed me her secret pictures of her and Brucellhoff. i was like whoa! he is really real??

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3455 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:45:48 AM »

Yes, he's our Sensei.

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3456 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:48:11 AM »

$\-/o$

whatever , i have now with Joan Rivers the best plastic surgeon in the world and a new sensei.. Billy Blanorris! he is awesome and he has cds of the otal workou plan. its called Kick your face with my foot HAW!

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3457 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:51:47 AM »

Well tomorrow, Betty and I are going to Battle Ship with Bill Cosby, Morgan Freeman, Larry King, and Sasquatch with real boats and bombs, so top that!

DEMONKAI · « **Reply #3458 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:54:54 AM »

Can i bring Barbra walters? its been a while since her and i seen each other and she heard about your get together from Samuel Jackson but he cant make it cuz pee wee herman got beef with britney spears again

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3459 on:** April 09, 2011, 01:56:06 AM »

Sure, you can come with Barbra. She owes me $25.47 anyway.

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3460 on:** April 09, 2011, 02:00:02 AM »

oh so me and Joany cant get an incite...whats up with that? well hopefully its on a day when she aint gettin more plastic surgery done. i keep telling her she aint Plasticmans sidelkick but she still swears she is.

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3461 on:** April 09, 2011, 02:01:27 AM »

Quote from: C.R.O.M - Lando33 on April 09, 2011, 02:00:02 AM

oh so me and Joany cant get an incite

She cheats! $\-/o$ Uses nuclear warheads...

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #3462 on:** April 09, 2011, 02:07:18 AM »

well so does betty! she said her cookies were homemade from scratch until i found out she gets down with the other betty...mrs crocker!!

the cookers are fraud! i want my 34.99 cents back she charged me and joan for a box she made for us. i actually had to moves Joans lips around the cookies to get them in her mouth. geesh.

C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives! · « **Reply #3463 on:** April 09, 2011, 02:10:13 AM »

Awww... I'm too lazy to raise the first OBJECTION!, so I'll allow you...

Enso · « **Reply #3464 on:** April 09, 2011, 04:00:43 AM »

I was working on spraying the roof at my house with a water spraying machine. I cleaned it and now I'm taking a break to forum this. Man, that Skeeball is so hard. I think I played this kind as a kid probably in Hawai'i or Guam. OK. Does anyone have jokes?

vyn · « **Reply #3465 on:** April 09, 2011, 11:45:22 PM »

this one is a forum friendly but dont skip spoilers

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jokes...

Enso · « **Reply #3466 on:** April 10, 2011, 01:10:26 AM »

Dude, you got jokes!!!!!!!

I got one Street Fighter I made last year. It's about Adon and Sagat.

Sagat is teaching Adon, his student, how to be a true Muay Thai master. The first lesson Sagat teaches him is the Tiger Shot. He does it and says "Tiger Shoot" and "Tiger Should." Adon blocks his Tiger Shot, asking him, "What? Tiger shoot? Tiger shoot what? You mean the Tiger shoot with a gun? I mean. What should the Tiger do? Tiger should what?" Sagat shouts, "Tiger Shoot. Tiger Should. Tiger Shoot. Tiger Should." Adon calls Sagat, "Hey!!! I don't get what you mean, master! Can you please come 'ere for the moment?" Sagat walks to him and Adon asks him, "So, tell me master. What should the Tiger do, and the Tiger shoot what?" Then Sagat starts to do his Tiger Uppercut on Adon. You know what Sagat says while he's doing his Tiger Uppercut at Adon? He says....

If you finish reading the whole paragraph, then open the spoiler to see what Sagat says. If not or you skip reading it, start reading.

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Malik · « **Reply #3467 on:** April 10, 2011, 01:22:27 AM »

Quote from: vyn on April 09, 2011, 11:45:22 PM

this one is a forum friendly but dont skip spoilers

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A dude calls 911....

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Lady: This is 911, whats your emergency?

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Dude: IM IN A BURNING BUILDING!!! HELP ME!!!

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Lady: Sir what building???

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Dude: THE CHRYSTLER BUILDING!!! OH MY GOD HELP!!!

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Lady: What floor are you in sir?

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Dude: 26!!!

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Dude: 25!!

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Dude: 24!!

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Dude: 23!!!

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Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

jokes...