The rules are simple: Make a statement or series of statements that sound relevant, but they can only be made by topic titles here that are one after another (Going up or down).
Example:
Spam Games- Your best bud right here in IMT. Post lies here.
or
Mugen Discussion- Mugen characters that you hate? Marvel and Capcom characters that need to be reworked or WIPed.
or
General Discussion - Naruto Shippuden: the Anime. Straight up Retarded!!!! I'm without words.
The string can be as long as you want as long as the statements still retain some kind of relevance.
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