Author Topic: Man... my gf has a weird since of humor. (Read 1048 times)

Violent Ken Masters · « **on:** January 16, 2008, 08:54:56 PM »

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

That Mugen Guy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2008, 08:57:28 PM »

u almost cried

Gigan X3 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:08:14 PM »

Quote from: VKM

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

That reminds me of Myself

I told my EX-GF I had AIDS after a long developed relationship, She got back at me with another Heavy Joke and We kept going back and forth too bad it had to end, Anyway Going Forth!

Luis/Dshiznet · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:08:54 PM »

Lightblackheart · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Violent Ken Masters on January 16, 2008, 08:54:56 PM

So I text messaged my gf about 20 mins ago, and she usually replies right away. Then about 4 mins ago, she replies saying that she's pregnant.

The first thing that goes in my mind is.
Oh poop.... I'm only 19. I'm f@cked. So I texted her saying but we couldn't have.... for so long.

Then she replies saying she was just kidding.

I'm thinking, she has a wild since of humor.

I'm going to get her back on April Fools. ...Somehow.
Seriously man. WTF. I nearly had a heart attack.

my god you have to get revenge

Negi Springfield · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:45:12 PM »

you poor,poor bastard
XD

★Leon★ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2008, 09:51:17 PM »

Oh man i'd have turned paler than toiled paper

but since this happened to someone else...

Quote from: Negi Springfield on January 16, 2008, 09:45:12 PM

you poor,poor bastard
XD

eternal · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM »

all girls say that

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:30:13 PM »

Ooooooh. Think of something. you have 3 months!!!

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2008, 10:39:40 PM »

not funny

Excursion · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:36:38 PM »

That sucks VKM, but it makes for a great post here in the General Discussion

.:K.I.N.G:. · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:41:56 PM »

.you know vkm that might not be a joke

maybe a test to see if you are going to freak out about it

.
this will have consequences dude..count on it

TÐZ · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:49:16 PM »

Girls say that to me too, I know they are playing around though. Mini mes everywhere.

R.I.C.O - Teros · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:53:01 PM »

Haha, poor VKM.

I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.

Sorry if that was too much info.

>_>

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:59:10 AM »

Quote from: Teros on January 16, 2008, 11:53:01 PM

Haha, poor VKM.

I remember one time me and my exgf were making out and she said she was ready to have a baby right there. I was like "Uh... what?". So, I did a lil' joke on her to see if she was serious cause she sure did sound like it. So, we did the bump bump with no bag, and I told her I was done (but I wasn't). She jumped up and got freaked out and repeated "OMG" like 50 times with her eyes bugging out. I was laughing so hard.

Sorry if that was too much info.

>_>

That is funny as poop man.

gaara6666 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM »

ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2008, 07:28:14 AM »

Quote from: gaara6666 on January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM

ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak

Great idea!

★Leon★ · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 07:28:14 AM

Quote from: gaara6666 on January 17, 2008, 07:16:59 AM
ok this is what you do to get her back for that. you get a birth control test and rig it to show positive. then you let her nkow you thik the condom riped and beg her to check a few days later. when she deos itl show positive and she wil freak
Great idea!

Dude....that's sooooo EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!

Me likey

Marancv · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM »

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

★Leon★ · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

OMFG XD i would pay to see that!

AceWonder20 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

Thats just what I was thinking.

Fallen_Angel · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Maran~Sama on January 17, 2008, 09:06:31 AM

eeeeeeviiiil!!!
but... then she could say:
OMG im so happy! lets get married!
*void space echo*
VKM: NOOOOOooooou!

Ryu # 20 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:34:50 AM »

I don't mean to question anything, but what's with people and heavy jokes?

Spidermew · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Man if you keep this jokeing up its just going to get bigger and bigger untill you find yourslf one day in an apartment with 3 kids running arround.

Captain Cold · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM »

Quote from: .eternal on January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM

all girls say that

My GF would never say that because she does want kids

and she is 34

and im 23 and i dont want any either

for april fools just tell her you have the herps

and you think she has them

Violent Ken Masters · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2008, 11:30:09 AM »

Quote from: jvalent2 on January 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM

Quote from: .eternal on January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM
all girls say that

My GF would never say that because she does want kids and she is 34 and im 23 and i dont want any either for april fools just tell her you have the herps and you think she has them

Yeah, my gf is 22 and I'm 19 (going on 20 this fall), she thinks she's too old for me.

It's pretty sad she thinks age matters in a relationship. I keep telling her that it's only love that matters.

Captain Cold · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2008, 11:44:49 AM »

Quote from: Violent Ken Masters on January 17, 2008, 11:30:09 AM

Quote from: jvalent2 on January 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM
Quote from: .eternal on January 16, 2008, 10:14:27 PM
all girls say that

My GF would never say that because she does want kids and she is 34 and im 23 and i dont want any either for april fools just tell her you have the herps and you think she has them
Yeah, my gf is 22 and I'm 19 (going on 20 this fall), she thinks she's too old for me.
It's pretty sad she thinks age matters in a relationship. I keep telling her that it's only love that matters.

yup same here she thinks ill get sick of her and find someone younger....i think she is

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Acey · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:14:28 PM »

Future absentee fathers unite!

Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.

Negi Springfield · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:17:13 PM »

Quote from: Acey on January 17, 2008, 12:14:28 PM

Future absentee fathers unite!

Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.

And that was Acey on the seriouse side of discussion!...
back to joking around XP

Darkgargos · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:23:43 PM »

Quote from: Acey on January 17, 2008, 12:14:28 PM

Future absentee fathers unite!

Needless to say, "responsible" isn't in a little rubber bag, "responsible" is commitment ,the kind that is legaly binding.

You are so right Acey, commitment is very very important. Got to be willing to commit to a relationship if you want it to go anywhere.

Now about the subject at hand, I think joking about being pregnant is just wrong and messed up.....just one of those sick jokes that I don't find funny.

juelz aka wolfi · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:05:26 PM »

bloody hell u youngsters are bloody horny rabbits
dont forget girls do this to test guys out for future proof

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