naruto got bored and went to fight broly in the moon,but he doesnt now that the thing was bathing himself,so he just relaxed in hes house watching american idol cloverfield edition.after that a gundam shoop da whooped him in the @$$ and he got owned by falling right into michael myers and jason voorhees hands,so they beggined fighting and the winner was freddy krueger..... oh yeah.naruto awakened in hyrule and went to save princess peach from the clutches of the EMO rangers who were having a nice party above the titanic,just before that juggernaut entered and LOLOLOLOLOLOL, so naruto got prepared and transformed himself in spawn and stoled ghost rider cycle.in the battle naruto pwned the rangers by art attacking them with this is sparta!!!!!!!!!!.
so he started raping peach but the angry german kid and the star wars kid stepped in the room and asked him if he can watch BME pain olympics,yes naruto said;after that he got scarred for life and the o rly owl appeared and said "Orly?" and naruto replyed "ya rly" but that was a dream and in fact he awakened hugged to burger king and pinhead from hellraiser,naruto got traumatized and asdfñlkj,so he entered the dark tournament only to fight inuyasha and guile and chuck norris.after he winned gendo ikari and jesus hired him to be like hitman and kill megaman.but he was stopped by gutmans @$$ and scorponok.arthur stepped in to help naruto but hulk said that it was dangerous.later naruto went to hell and kicked the butt of satan and blackheart;later he joined the xmen to find the allspark and sing along linkin park in a swimming pool.after that success naruto eated some good s**t at a nearby mcdonalds and watched KOS-MOS strip along with superman;he was so scarred that he fell in bed
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