Normal: I'll be back.
Translated: I'll be back. ya'll is mad stupid.
Normal: Do a barrel roll.
Translated: Do uh barrel roll. peep this sh-t
Normal: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Translated: Who iz yo' daddy, an' what do he do? and git Sheniquah's @ss back ova' heeah.
Normal: Luke, I am your father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Translated: Luke, I be yo' father. Search yo' feelings, ya know it ta be true! otay buh-weet
Normal: Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Translated: Your mudda iz uh hamster, an' yo' father smelt o' elderberries. an don't make me pull mah gat!
April Fools