Make a wish game!

[Twinimage]

Granted, but the gameplay ends up involving beating a dead horse. (play on your words )

I wish it weren't winter right now and it was lovely, warm, summer weather.

[Enso]

Granted, but the gameplay ends up involving beating a dead horse. (play on your words )

Granted, but the temperature will be WAY too hot for you during summer. You will end up having sunburns or your skin will be baked as red.

I wish I was good in spriting like a pro.

[Trinitronity]

Granted, but then, you become a sprite yourself.
I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I can wish something.

[Twinimage]

Granted, but then the wish turns out to be a lame wish.

I wish life was never stressful and driving to work was always a breeze.

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

Bump like a mofo!!

Granted!  Your life is now stress free an driving is such a breeze that you drive into a tornado and go right with it and land ontop a farmers barn roof.

I wish for more boob cake !

[Enso]

Granted!  Your life is now stress free an driving is such a breeze that you drive into a tornado and go right with it and land ontop a farmers barn roof.

Granted, but the cake turns out to be based on a baboon's buttocks for Crash sakes.

I wish I wasn't depressed longer.

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

Granted!! Now you are depressed shorter.
 
I wish i could arm wrestle Bill Gates for 2 million dollars tax free.

[ScumbagChris]

Granted!! Now you are depressed shorter.
 
I wish i could arm wrestle Bill Gates for 2 million dollars tax free.

Granted. You won with Bill without a problem. Here's your money:


I wish I had a house full of pornstars such as Shyla Stylez.

[WizzyWhipitWonderful]

I wish they would make a new Contra that looks like Shattered Solider, plays like Uprising, system mechanics like Uprising,
and has all characters from the Contra timelines. Raiden and Snake could make a guest appearance.

That's my wishful thinking....man I LOVE co-op games.

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

@scumbagchris

Granted.....and you have plenty of wonderful escapades with all 36 shyla style clones but sadly since you didn't say they had to be disease free....they all had the herps, and you didn't say no children would come of this....now you are the proud father of 40 kids....good luck.

@wizzy
Your wish is granted ! You are the proud owner of the only game to exist with this....but sadly one day you forgot to put it back in its case and sat on it by mistake while coming back from getting tacos and sat down to enjoy and then....crack!   

I wish they stop making Sharknado movies!!