Find out how you die

[TÐZ]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

with user name:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode
 

[Manic]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

[Sub-Zero]

your ex friend beats u witha gallon of paint


BULLSHiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet  aint no body beatin me with pain unless they would like to get their brain stabbed with there nosebone

HoW is that for a death b!t(h

[Crabnek]

"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

I always thought I'd die before I could finally achieve something awesome.
 

[That Mugen Guy]

Using my real name
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.  crap I need to pick my girls carefully
That Mugen Guy
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

[AceWonder20]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

I got the same thing with my username.  And I dont carry a wallet either.

With my real name: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

WTF!!    I dont even go in hardware stores!!  Man F*CK this test!

With my full name:  While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
 

[The Great World Emperor]

Angry Me: You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

Normal Me:You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

[TÐZ]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

I got the same thing with my username.  And I dont carry a wallet either.

With my real name: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

WTF!!    I dont even go in hardware stores!!  Man F*CK this test!

With my full name:  While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
 

I used my real name that time. I never used my username.

[Lightblackheart]

non goth lightblackheart (old my): A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

goth lightblackheart: you went to a pool party and then get drowned

[~Wolfpaul~]

Wolfpaul928: You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

Eww 

My real name: A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

Okay

[Sasuke-kun]

I guess mimes season is about to be opened by some of our members here...

[StarStorm]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

[That Mugen Guy]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

lmao have u forgotten wut ur parents though u

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

how can you not see that.

[xsabin]

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.

D@MN!! Dingoes!

you too
i also got that one

[scarletspider5]

While in a batting cage, you're strunck in the chest bya baseball. you enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

[scarletspider5]

this is my brother's as the unfortunate target of a serial killer , you are thrown into a vat sulfuric acid. your body is turned into a thick slugde.