Find out how you die

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ it is really fun post how you die here is mine.

[Scar]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

Nice one scar here is man 


A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.

[Captain Cold]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.   hahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahaha         

[Negi Springfield]

Poor Young Negi-kun
While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

Evil, 16 year old Violent Negi
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

XD

[Violent Ken Masters]

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

  It's probably true. I've taken tests on the internet during school (there were some assignments), apparently I'm supposed to live for more than 100 years. 

[Luffy]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

[Darkgargos]

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.

D@MN!! Dingoes!

[TomBewley]

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

Hmmm.....damn cops 

[Acey]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.




but eventually the Lin Kuei can resurrect me as Bolt, the glowing ninja.

[eg6gsr]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted......haha wow how lame is that

[Substantial]

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

Never visiting a candy factory, ever 

[Sasuke-kun]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

I can't believe I got the same thing and I'm not the type of guy who likes swimming pools on the first place...

[The Great Matsutzu]

"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death. "

I shall be far more careful in the future. I'll admit, this one scares me, because even though I'm really thin, I have always been a fast eater.

[inspecterclouseau]

You die from a ruptured spleen.

Weird death.

[Ryu # 20]

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

At least I went out in a blaze of glory! I'm gonna be remembered as a hero!

[Krazy Uga]

You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.
 


That was weak as hell.

[BLue BoMBeR]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

* will it hurt? *

[KPT25]

With my real life name:
A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

as Kpt25:
You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.

i don´t like any of them...although the first one is quite unusual as i haven´t learn how to drive yet

[Krazy Uga]

I did another one for the helluvit:

You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

I'd rather die mad ironic like this. 

[nick09]

"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death. "

I shall be far more careful in the future. I'll admit, this one scares me, because even though I'm really thin, I have always been a fast eater.

i got the same thing when i put in nick

as nick09:
"You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture."

ok........

these answers are quite random....

[Nutty-Da-Kid]

Nice one scar here is man 


A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.

  death by golf club

[Violent Ken Masters]

Jeez. Haha. I'm the only one that's going to die a natural death!? That sucks.

[Reza]

Nice one scar here is man 


A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.

Hey thats the same for me and the funny thing is i don't play golf that much...so man we got to watch each others backs

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary

 

well off to Borders
(it a bookstore)

[TÐZ]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

with user name:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode
 

[Manic]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

[Sub-Zero]

your ex friend beats u witha gallon of paint


BULLSHiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet  aint no body beatin me with pain unless they would like to get their brain stabbed with there nosebone

HoW is that for a death b!t(h

[Crabnek]

"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

I always thought I'd die before I could finally achieve something awesome.
 

[That Mugen Guy]

Using my real name
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.  crap I need to pick my girls carefully
That Mugen Guy
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

[AceWonder20]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

I got the same thing with my username.  And I dont carry a wallet either.

With my real name: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

WTF!!    I dont even go in hardware stores!!  Man F*CK this test!

With my full name:  While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
 

[The Great World Emperor]

Angry Me: You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

Normal Me:You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

[TÐZ]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

seariously an umbrella? One thing I never take my wallet with me.

 

I got the same thing with my username.  And I dont carry a wallet either.

With my real name: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

WTF!!    I dont even go in hardware stores!!  Man F*CK this test!

With my full name:  While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
 

I used my real name that time. I never used my username.

[Lightblackheart]

non goth lightblackheart (old my): A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

goth lightblackheart: you went to a pool party and then get drowned

[~Wolfpaul~]

Wolfpaul928: You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

Eww 

My real name: A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

Okay

[Sasuke-kun]

I guess mimes season is about to be opened by some of our members here...

[StarStorm]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

[That Mugen Guy]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

lmao have u forgotten wut ur parents though u

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

"While crossing a seemengly quiet and empty street, you are struck by a car and are instantly killed."

Weird.

how can you not see that.

[xsabin]

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.

D@MN!! Dingoes!

you too
i also got that one

[scarletspider5]

While in a batting cage, you're strunck in the chest bya baseball. you enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

[scarletspider5]

this is my brother's as the unfortunate target of a serial killer , you are thrown into a vat sulfuric acid. your body is turned into a thick slugde.