Author Topic: Your most Clever sayings (Read 1372 times)

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **on:** October 13, 2007, 03:21:31 AM »

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Freddy Mercury · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2007, 05:06:44 AM »

If you think things are not going well in this forum, don't act like AN HERO just to get our attention. Better yet, be AN HERO and leave us at peace...

[[that's a message to many Forum trolls that infest the planet lOL]]

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2007, 05:07:37 AM »

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

Freddy Mercury · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2007, 05:10:00 AM »

Death may be the end of life, but it is not the end of a relationship

~ Morrie Schwartz.

In times of peace, sons bury their fathers. In times of war, fathers bury their sons.

~ I forgot.

There are two kinds of fights - one is to defend a live, the other is to defend one's pride.
~ Bleach: Rukia's Shinigami Captain...

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2007, 05:55:48 AM »

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

i rock!

Ryu # 20 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2007, 09:58:03 AM »

Don't talk unless what you're gonna say makes some sense. (I keep saying that a lot in college)

Sync The Tempest · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2007, 02:45:53 PM »

Peoples actions depend on their reason and their insanity

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2007, 04:11:18 PM »

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2007, 06:05:20 PM »

Playing Card games is a LOT like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you feel dirty when its over, which is why you must always wear protection before playing card games!

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2007, 06:13:46 PM »

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Sync The Tempest · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2007, 06:31:36 PM »

Quote from: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! on October 13, 2007, 06:05:20 PM

Playing Card games is a LOT like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you feel dirty when its over, which is why you must always wear protection before playing card games!

yugioh huh?

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2007, 07:00:14 PM »

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

Jangles: The Moon Monkey · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:25:19 PM »

make use of what you have and dont complain about what you dont have

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:26:41 PM »

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

[Asian-Jesus] · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:29:00 PM »

I have one that I use pretty much all the time.

"So this one time I was trippin' off acid and I was babystinng..."

Sub-Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:30:12 PM »

sumthin i heard form a friend

"this is an a and b conversation so c ur way out of it b4 i get d and eeed to f u up"

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:27:14 AM »

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

animersmasta · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:59:57 AM »

FROM 4CHAN "TITS or GTFO" or "MOAR"

that stuff is retarded

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2007, 05:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Asch The Bloody on October 13, 2007, 06:31:36 PM

Quote from: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! on October 13, 2007, 06:05:20 PM
Playing Card games is a LOT like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you feel dirty when its over, which is why you must always wear protection before playing card games!

yugioh huh?

If ya mean the Abridged series then yes.

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2007, 06:02:19 PM »

if i can't take your bra off I'm going for the panties

TÐZ · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2007, 06:04:30 PM »

Women always love a man in uniform.

Screw the rules, I have green hair!!!

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2007, 06:06:32 PM »

life is like mugen it always f*cks up when everything is going well.

juelz aka wolfi · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2007, 04:35:53 PM »

da jealous ones and the haterz do nothing for you except provide thee with inspiration
make and walk you own path forget other peoples opinions
and live ur life for what u r