Ebonics Translator

[Sub-Zero]

http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

my balls itch like no other i am going to type up a paper on economics and political science

translated

muh ma f**k** balls itch like nahh other ah be going ta type up uh paper on economics an' political science all ye damn hood ratz..

[StarStorm]

Wow. The internet never ceases to amaze me.

Translated...

Wow. The internet never ceases ta amaze me. and git Sheniquah's butt back ova' heeah.

Yeah...

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

Haha o wow.

[Violent Ken Masters]

Normal: I'll be back.
Translated:  I'll be back. ya'll is mad stupid.

Normal: Do a barrel roll.
Translated: Do uh barrel roll. peep this sh-t

Normal: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Translated: Who iz yo' daddy, an' what do he do? and git Sheniquah's @ss back ova' heeah.

Normal: Luke, I am your father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Translated: Luke, I be yo' father. Search yo' feelings, ya know it ta be true! otay buh-weet

Normal: Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Translated: Your mudda iz uh hamster, an' yo' father smelt o' elderberries. an don't make me pull mah gat!

[eg6gsr]

hahah wow that thing is silly