Post by: TripleM on September 29, 2007, 05:38:44 PM
man yo mamma so tall see triped in asia and landed in new york :D
(just jokeing no disrespect here) now who can beat that joke ;*))
(http://www.infinitymugenteam.com/Forum_345/Themes/default/images/warnmute.gif) keeps making spam threads.
Post by: Sync The Tempest on September 29, 2007, 05:40:16 PM
remember people no disrespect just a little joking here
:thumbsup:
Post by: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! on September 29, 2007, 11:26:15 PM
Post by: Red Venom on September 30, 2007, 10:25:52 PM
yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it
Post by: Sync The Tempest on September 30, 2007, 10:29:01 PM
i know this1's old but:DxDie
yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it
Post by: TÐZ on September 30, 2007, 10:32:00 PM
i know this1's old but:DxDie
yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it
and he pushed her fatass out the way XD
Post by: Red Venom on September 30, 2007, 10:35:28 PM
i know this1's old but:DxDie
yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it
and he pushed her fatass out the way XD
ok this is getting tiring wtf is xD and lol yea
god: let their be light
god: hugh?
god: no 100 years of DARKNESS
rick james: evil muthaF****
Post by: juelz aka wolfi on October 09, 2007, 08:26:13 PM
Post by: ~Wolfpaul~ on October 09, 2007, 08:58:04 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 10:30:57 PM
Post by: Spidermew on October 09, 2007, 11:08:25 PM
Post by: Jangles: The Moon Monkey on October 09, 2007, 11:15:54 PM
Post by: Spidermew on October 09, 2007, 11:19:18 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
Post by: BigJ on October 09, 2007, 11:35:41 PM
Your mommas house is so small when i stepped in i had already stepped out the back
:D
Ya mommas like Home Depot, 10 cents a screw.
Post by: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 11:48:28 PM
Post by: BigJ on October 09, 2007, 11:55:25 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 11:56:40 PM
Post by: BigJ on October 09, 2007, 11:59:16 PM
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
:DxDie
I got nothin lol
Post by: TrunkJunky on October 10, 2007, 04:14:18 AM
Post by: BigJ on October 10, 2007, 10:20:53 AM
Post by: Spidermew on October 10, 2007, 11:44:31 AM
Post by: Vicious on October 10, 2007, 01:54:50 PM
Post by: ★Leon★ on October 11, 2007, 10:07:37 AM
Post by: juelz aka wolfi on October 15, 2007, 04:40:12 PM
yo mamma is so fat that when she went the watch the knicks play at madison square garden the ticket man sed SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
:-??
Post by: BigJ on October 15, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
your moms so slutty ,she put the entire red light district out of buisness
your moms like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
your Family is so poor that when your mom puts a cigarrette in the ash tray, the roches dance around it and sing" clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
your moms so poor, i saw her kickin a tin can down the street, when i asked her what she was doin,she said "moving"
your moms so dirty that the lice on her head had to call FEMA
your moms so poor , even her crabs are on welfare
thats all i could come up with...offf the top of my head
:D I remember most of those from 4th grade!
Yo momma’s so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.:DxDie
goddamn you're funny!
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on October 15, 2007, 11:01:47 PM
yo momma's house so dirty when you look under the bed there's roaches on ATV's
yo momma's house so dirty when you open the freezer theres roaches in iglues
yo momma teeth so yellow if she jump in a pool she''ll make kool-aid
yo momma so cross-eyed when she has 10 dollars she sees 2 five dollar bills
yo momma so hairy theres afro's under her armpit
yo momma so ugly she gave a blind man a heart attack
yo momma so stupid she bought a spoon and fork to the super bowl
yo momma so bald she gets brain damage when she's taking a bath
yo momma so bald i can see what shes thinking
yo momma so old she gave birth to a 46 year old
yo momma so stupid she tells the bus driver to stop when heading to the last stop of the bus
yo momma so dum she thought jmmy jazz was a pimp
yo momma so ashy she can light a match on her elbow
your mother bald and she work in subway and she has a tattoo saying "Eat Fresh" on the side of her neck
Post by: ChAoTiC on October 15, 2007, 11:18:06 PM
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit; "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says "no". So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on October 15, 2007, 11:29:52 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 16, 2007, 01:13:35 AM
Post by: ★Leon★ on October 16, 2007, 09:56:34 AM
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Post by: Krazy Uga on October 16, 2007, 10:47:13 AM
classics ;D
Post by: Vicious on October 16, 2007, 01:02:50 PM
Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factoryYo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$
Post by: juelz aka wolfi on October 16, 2007, 04:15:54 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 16, 2007, 05:04:52 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 17, 2007, 01:42:36 AM
Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factoryYo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factoryYo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$
Post by: TrunkJunky on October 17, 2007, 04:07:05 AM
Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factoryYo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factoryYo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$
Yo mama's so stupid, that when she was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed with her to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to night school, the teacher marked her "absent".
Yo mama's so stupid, that when she went shopping for a color TV, she didn't know which color to buy.
:) :w00t: 8-}
Post by: Vicious on October 18, 2007, 02:33:14 AM
Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as fatyour moms so fat, king kong tried to climb her and ran out of breathYo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factoryYo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factoryYo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$
Yo mama's so stupid, that when she was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed with her to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to night school, the teacher marked her "absent".
Yo mama's so stupid, that when she went shopping for a color TV, she didn't know which color to buy.
:) :w00t: 8-}
your moms so ugly her head evicted her face
your moms face is so ugly, her herpies had to migrate to her neck
your moms house is so nasty, the cockroaches had to call the health department
your mom is currently serving life in prison, because its a crime to be that ugly
your moms so stupid that her two last brain cells lost hope and commited suicide
your moms so dirty she made Mr Clean Cry
Yo momma's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma’s so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo' momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork!
Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Post by: TrunkJunky on October 18, 2007, 03:52:00 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, I told her to go to Subway and she said "Which way?" :w00t:
Yo mama's like a shotgun; one c**k and she's ready. 8-}
Yo mama's so dumb, if brains were dynamite, she souldn't have enough to blow her nose. :P
Post by: Vicious on October 19, 2007, 02:39:06 AM
Post by: TrunkJunky on October 19, 2007, 06:55:58 PM
Post by: Vicious on October 19, 2007, 07:54:45 PM