Author Topic: BARFIGHT!!! (Read 7275 times)

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #250 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:44:25 AM »

Kratos uses Icarus' wings to stop himself just before hitting the atmosphere, then grapples onto trees and buildings on the way down with the blades of chaos, accidentally running into Spider-Man and cutting off his head.

Kratos: Sorry!

Meanwhile GQ puts the distracted Phoenix in a choke hold again with his lightsaber nunchucks and snaps Phoenix's neck!

x_mad80 · « **Reply #251 on:** April 07, 2010, 12:59:35 PM »

x_mad having finally finished his beer on the floor, has had enough of the crap so

he walks over to gqsuperstar and cracks him on the head with an empty bottle.

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #252 on:** April 07, 2010, 03:41:15 PM »

*GQ grabs X_mad by the collar lifts him halfway up the wall, lifts his shades and performs Penance Stare, burning his soul to a crisp. Kratos then throws him down the chasm in the floor to Hades and seals the floor with Prometheus' Inferno.*

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #253 on:** April 07, 2010, 03:47:42 PM »

Thankfully, GatlingPunchRalf's constant wearing of flame retardant clothes prevents him from getting burned, and instead cloaks hm in fire. He then charges into GQ's back, and Kratos' side, and leaving a burn mark the exact shape of GPR's shoulder in them both.

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #254 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:47:30 PM »

been away for months i decided to enter this bar but as i entered sin bruce lee tries to do a dragon fury evil hado kick to my face! i duck and he goes flying out the door . as i turn around to see the whole room in a full on battle royal , i get punched in the mandables by sway , while falling down in agony and

of girlie screeching, i throw my terry bogard razor brimmed hat i won online in a stupid contest in someones direction. someone will pay for ...this..ouch my sack! $\-/o$

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #255 on:** April 07, 2010, 05:48:54 PM »

*flames engulf dead phoenix* Really?! Really?! *grabs GQ's arm and breaks it off and impales him with his own arm and throws his deformed body into Kratos*

Space (DCL) · « **Reply #256 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:44:31 PM »

*Darkness consumes the bar and a timer in the shadows appear...*

Time Left: 5:00

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #257 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:12:15 PM »

Oh no you don't DCL, not this time *absorbs the darkness, revealing a bomb* Hey kratos i have a gift for you! *smacks the bomb on to kratos, rips off his wings and hurls him into space causing a tiny explosion which can hardly be seen*

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #258 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:31:49 PM »

"I'm getting sick of this $#!+."
I open my flame retardant vest, revealing a hidden iPod. As I dodge a flurry of punches again from Axel Foley, I put in my earbuds and put on The Trooper, the KOF 2000 Ikari Team theme.
I set into my stance, and deliver a punch directly into Axel's nose, sending the nose bone straight into his brain.

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #259 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:43:16 PM »

GQ attaches rocket launcher to injured shoulder and puts the barrel in Phoenix's mouth and fires a rocket down his (her?) throat!

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #260 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:47:58 PM »

*dead phoenix turns around, seeing GQ putting a rock down Dark Phoenix throat* NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US TO OBLIVIAN! YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON!!! *Dark phoenix kills GQ then kills everone in the bar*

Space (DCL) · « **Reply #261 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:56:50 PM »

*Darkness reappears and consumes the bar*

*Emerges from the dark*

Well...it seems like everyone is having fun annihilating each other. Perhaps I should
end this round in one move...

*A dark ray is shot upward through the bar*

You should be honored being killed by the Dark Ruler! Now behold, Judgment Day!!!

Esʞy · « **Reply #262 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:01:51 PM »

Out from the sky the Dark Ruler comes out...
*Its EskEmo*
"Thanx for summoning me DCL, you will be spared!"
*Shots destructive eye beams at the bar, annihilating everyone and everything in it*
*Except DCL*
*Float back up into the sky*

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #263 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:05:59 PM »

No you don't get it you may have killed everyone in the bar but she is still alive *dead phoenix points to the Dark Phoenix*

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #264 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:07:18 PM »

Kratos once again climbs out from the depths of Hades, goes through a portal to the loom chamber, and comes back with GQ.

GQ: You can't get rid of us that easily!

Kratos: I killed the sisters of fate a long time ago. Time itself is under my control!

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #265 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:12:29 PM »

I come out from underneath a pile of rubble. "Danmit... YOU BROKE MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!"
In a fit of rage, I go Savage form, and tear EskEmo's head from his shoulders. I turn around, eyes mad.
"WhO's NeXt FoR a OnE-wAy TrIp To HeLl?!?!?"

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #266 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:13:12 PM »

D*** you kratos! * opens a portal to mars* stay gone this time *kicks kratos in and the portal shuts* Now he can't leave mars and he isn't dead so he's gone, or at least for the time being

DanOwnsall112 · « **Reply #267 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:26:32 PM »

*Roundhouse kicks the living snot out of GatlingPunchRalf anime-ish style*
HYYAAAAAA!!!!!

*lands, then taunts*

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #268 on:** April 07, 2010, 11:06:30 PM »

"WrOnG mOvE, bUdDy BoY..."
I grab DOA112 by his collar, and send fire coursing through his body. I then creat an explosion from my hands, sending him up and out of the bar.
"AnYoNe ElSe CaRe To TrY mE?!?"

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #269 on:** April 07, 2010, 11:19:08 PM »

I'll take a wack. *smacks GatlingPunchRalf with a bottle* Now care to do something about that?

DanOwnsall112 · « **Reply #270 on:** April 07, 2010, 11:26:03 PM »

*barely gets up from GatlingPunchRalf 's attack*

*groan*

*wipes blood off lip*

Now its on....

*goes in a RAGE then attacks GatlingPunchRalf with all his might!*
*GatlingPunchRalf gets dizzy then I finish off with a Shin Shoryuuken!*
Shin...SHORYUUKEN!!!

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #271 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:38:05 AM »

*GQ knocks Dead Phoenix unconscious with a metal baseball bat. While unconscious, GQ stuffs an ice grenade down Dead Phoenix's throat. It explodes instantly freezing Dead Phoenix. GQ then shatters Dead Phoenix with the metal baseball bat.*

GQ: FATALITY!!!

Dead Phoenix · « **Reply #272 on:** April 08, 2010, 01:22:35 PM »

*shattered remains of dead phoenix combine* ouch that actually hurt. I applaude your strength but now you die! *Punches hole into GQ's body and rips out GQ's spine. Then grabs his neck and burns him into ash*
how did you put that......

Quote from: gqsuperstar on April 08, 2010, 05:38:05 AM

FATALITY!!!

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #273 on:** April 08, 2010, 03:17:14 PM »

$\-/o$

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #274 on:** April 08, 2010, 03:45:17 PM »

"tWo VeRsUs OnE?!? tHaT'lL mAkE tHiS fAiR."
I grab DOA and Dead Phoenix and slam their heads together, dizzying them. I then send Dead Phoenix flying with an explosive uppercut that cuts the skin on his face in half. For DOA112, I grab him by the leg and arm, and proceed to slowly tear him apart, when I hear a loud snap. DOA112 goes limp, his spine severed.

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