Author Topic: The OFFICAL Chuck Norris Thread!! (Read 3801 times)

Spidermew · « **Reply #100 on:** March 18, 2010, 12:27:19 PM »

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #101 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:54:00 PM »

Quote from: yugo05 on March 17, 2010, 08:45:13 PM

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

This actually makes sense, seeing he is his own, father, mother and grandmother/father.

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #102 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:42:20 PM »

One Chuck Norris drew a line in the dirt. They called it the Grand Canyon.

~Hale "R@CE" Caesar~ · « **Reply #103 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:09:44 PM »

Chuck Norris doesn't play mugen for fun, he knocks people out instead!!

Spidermew · « **Reply #104 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:57:32 AM »

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

.:K.I.N.G:. · « **Reply #105 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:58:32 PM »

Lord_Waffles · « **Reply #106 on:** March 21, 2010, 08:40:26 AM »

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Spidermew · « **Reply #107 on:** March 21, 2010, 09:18:12 AM »

This video shows what CHuck Norris does every saturday, just to have some fun and mess arround a bit

Jelux Da Casual · « **Reply #108 on:** March 22, 2010, 11:51:04 PM »

Chuck Norris bowls 300 every time he plays. All he does is knock down one pin and the other nine faint.

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #109 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:56:02 AM »

Rare Akuma does his 999 hit Raging Demon...it ends with Chuck Norris stomping Rare Akuma into the ground.

Spidermew · « **Reply #110 on:** March 23, 2010, 09:23:24 AM »

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #111 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:52:49 PM »

Chuck Norris once took up graphic arts. That is why we can see today.

gqsuperstar · « **Reply #112 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:28:12 PM »

Chuck Norris is the only one who can

Rare Akuma. In fact, he

s himself all the time just for fun.

Wait...that didn't come out right...

Jelux Da Casual · « **Reply #113 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:09:48 PM »

Chuck Norris doesn't do Hadoken, Chuck Norris is Down, Right, Fierce.

Spidermew · « **Reply #114 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:52:05 AM »

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #115 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:53:35 PM »

Chuck Norris started his own soft drink, and told everyone if you don't drink this you will die. He called it "Water".

Lord_Waffles · « **Reply #116 on:** March 30, 2010, 07:20:47 AM »

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

yugo05 · « **Reply #117 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:02:21 AM »

Chuck Norris invented the spoon. He thaught that it was too easy to kill someone with a knife.

Nobody is perfect ("Nobody" is Chuck Norris's nickname)

Superman can fly, but Chuck Norris can make him land.

Chuck Norris often donates blood. But never his blood.

KPT25 · « **Reply #118 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:43:44 PM »

Chuck Norris told me to bump this thread

Spidermew · « **Reply #119 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:09:13 PM »

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube
Edit: Chuck Norris can split an atom with an ice cube!

yugo05 · « **Reply #120 on:** April 24, 2010, 08:22:53 AM »

ADSplay101 · « **Reply #121 on:** April 24, 2010, 09:17:45 AM »

Ok Im not a Chuck Norris fan or worshiper but I can play this game with the best of em, Check me out XP.
Chuck Norris is so awesome that in "The Way Of the Dragon" after Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee unzipped his skin to reveal that it was Chuck Norris in a Bruce Lee disguise and that Bruce Lee was in a Chuck Norris disguise.

vyn · « **Reply #122 on:** April 24, 2010, 10:06:47 PM »

Quote from: azareal188 on April 24, 2010, 09:17:45 AM

Ok Im not a Chuck Norris fan or worshiper

does not compute

Thus says God the LORD, Who created the heavens and stretched them out, Who spread out the earth and its offspring, Who gives breath to the people on it And spirit to those who walk in it... later he changed his name to Chuck Norris.

ADSplay101 · « **Reply #123 on:** October 11, 2010, 09:05:54 PM »

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they canceled mass production cuz it wouldn't take s**t from anybody

The King Sic-1™ · « **Reply #124 on:** October 11, 2010, 09:34:08 PM »

Conan O'Brien makes the biggest mistake of his life.

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