Make a Story Game II

[Lightblackheart]

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE 4CHAN WAS CREATED....

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

not a racist was stirring, not even the FBI

[Lightblackheart]

and the terrorist just feld from the evil clutches of the internets.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

but then there was a loud bang sounding lots like desu

[Lightblackheart]

"Holy sh**!" Said M00t has he heard the Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu and the pool getting closed.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

false alarm

[Tenspeed]

Said Anne, with a sign of relief as she stared at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do. Life was boring
in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

but then out of nowhere it attacked!!!!!!

̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇͚͇̩̄̒͐͌̈͗ͨ̀ͅ

[Lightblackheart]

And then,Zalg invadeded the universe and I went to stop him,then HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG-

[Tenspeed]

Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes. A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

A Jew with a Machine gun (me) smiled as his MG 40 split the damn Nazi in 2. "That's for Anne Frank!" he cried.
Then he went home and ate motsa.

[Tenspeed]

Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before
she could run out the closed door she noticed that the person who
appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer, but someone who she had
never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her. She stood against the wall,
wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku." The mysterious stranger said.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Dan Hibiki had just become the Street Fighter champion.
Yo YEESE!!!!

[Tenspeed]

He was greeted with a warm smile in his direction, which Dan happily returned.

God, we breathe, eat, and think, just like any other human being does. We are all human in a sense that we all think. We all have emotions. The only reason some of us are fighting is that humans neglect that fact.

Dan's eyes gazed upon another man.

A troubled man.

[Lightblackheart]

But outta nowhere,a challenger appears!!! 

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

"Carlos, buddy, how're you doing?" Dan smiled his usual overemoted smile.
"No time to talk Dan, time to fight!"

[Tenspeed]

elsewhere...

Kano cheered on a horse. "Good job!" He said. "You win me a lot of money! Baby needs a new optical eye sight thing for my skull!"
Goro frowned. He did not want Kano’s horse to win.
Scorpion also frowned. He was hungry. He looked at the snack vendor but he was too far away. "GET OVER HERE!" he shouted. He used his spear to spear a hot dog and then he spared it no mercy as he ate it and licked his lips without mustard.
"Something fishy is going on here!" Sonya said to Jax. "I don’t like Kano and he is up to no good!"
"But I like you Sonya," Jax said, looking deep into Sonya’s eyes.
"Don’t you know the military?" Sonya said, blushing. "There will be no jumping, Jax."
"My arms are made of metal," Jax breathed. "How about a kiss?"
"Go baby go!" Kano shouted. The race had started.
The horses galloped and ran very fast. Kano’s horse was in first by a long while.
"Hooray," Kano said.
Suddenly Sub-Zero leaped from the stands and froze Kano’s horse to the track.
"Oh no," Kano said.
"I had to stop the horse because I wanted to win," Sub Zero smiled.
"Oh Sub Zero, that’s so cold!" Kano sulked.
"Does anyone have a spare pregnancy test?" Asked Sonya, carefully.
Goro frowned.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

Meanwhile, hiding in the shadows, Noob Saibot chuckled. "Stupid sons a bitches. Kano was going to lose anyway because Reptile was hungry for horse meat."
Rain watched from the clouds. "Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolloll!" he said.

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

Back where Dan and carlos were,Luigi came in an KO'd them both!
hi!

[bse24]

But then almost suddenly, they woke up and slaughtered luigi with a chicken leg.

[Tenspeed]

Mario pulled his brand-new 32-foot-long trailer into his campground space. This was no state park campground, this was a state-of-the-art members only resort with complete water, electrical, and Internet hookups on each and every site. Mario used the profits from Paper Mario to buy this trailer. The camper was made by Starcraft but had nothing to do with the video game of the same name. Or so Mario foolishly thought…

Mario unhooked the trailer from his SUV and began to setup. "Its-a-me," he said to a bird. "Mario!" He hooked the water up to the faucet and the electrical plug to the electric. Mario didn’t use the Internet because seeing those pictures Princess Peach had taken when she needed money for college hurt his heart too much.

Mario sat back in his lawn chair. He was already starting to miss the Mushroom Kingdom. He could really afford to mellow out with some mushrooms right now, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately the hot water wasn’t working.

"Dammit," Mario said. "I will have to eat this fire plant and heat the water with fireballs."

And that’s what he did. Mario was very clever. A man walked by and Mario jumped on top of his head until he had gained an extra life.

Suddenly Mario heard a rustling in the bushes. He knew the sound well.

"Oh no…" Mario said… "ZERG RUSH!"

The Zerglings had come to take back what was rightfully theirs.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

MEANWHILE...




(I'm leaving it open for Tenspeed, he is literally writing a story on his own. DUDE, write an actual story instead of just f---ing around here!)

[Tenspeed]

Tony Hawk did an FS Feeble on the sidewalk curb as he pro skated into work. He loved his job he was a suicide councilor.

Tony sat down at his desk next to his phone. The phone rang. Tony breathed twice before answering. This was a very tough job and he had to be careful what he said. Tony remembered the time he made Spider-Man cry.

"Hello," Tony said in a friendly voice. "How may I help you dude?"

"Not that you care," the voice on the other side of the line said. "But I am going to kill myself."

"Don’t do it!" Tony said. "You have so much to live for!"


Totally rad!
"Yeah, what?" the voice said. "My name is Link from Legend of Zelda."

"In that case," Tony thought, "you need to live for sequels!"

"Bah," Link replied. "It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. I have all the rupee’s in the world but it doesn’t make me happy."

"You need to do a 360 Develop a More Positive Attitude in life!" Tony said. "Besides you get to fight in Soul Calibur and that Sophitia, hot damn is she hot."

"Sophitia isn’t in Soul Calibur II," Link replied. "And she doesn’t like short guys anyway."

"Oh." Tony said. "Hey man one time I did a 900 at XGames, you should have been there it was pretty cool."

"I wasn’t invited," Link said. "Besides, I’m stuck here in Hyrule and all I do is hack at moblins all day life isn’t fair."

"That’s right, life isn’t fair Link!" Tony Hawk said. "But people care for you like Princess Zelda."

"Oh, excuuuuse me, Princess," Link said sarcastically. "EXCUSE ME WHILE I OPEN MY WRISTS TO THE SUNLIGHT!"

"Nooo!!!" screamed Tony Hawk.

Not even the longest grind could save Link now. Tony shrugged.

"Oh no, my S-K-A-T-E letters have gone missing again!" He said, grabbing his skateboard. "Here we go again!"
Post Merge: August 26, 2009, 08:54:47 PMhonestly I just googled "awful fanfiction" and have been copying and pasting from random sites that showed up.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

El
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I didn't see that twist in the story. Tenspeed, you are a mad genius.

[Tenspeed]

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

  We were both off topic 

Meanwhile, in an alternate world, The Marvel Zombies were shamelessly eating everyone!

[HyperGogeta]

Broly the Super Saiyan 3 popped out a f**king NOWHERE and then totally obliterated the Marvel Zombies Earth. He then moved onto other planets, such as the Skrulls, Kree, and the Shi'ar planets. Also in his way was Vulcan who he totally r4ped. Lawl. 

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

But the fanboy's dream was ended shortly by a Falcon Punch to the face.

F---in fanboys.

[Lightblackheart]

In an urban village, a small girl was living with her mother. The girl was about 4 or 5 years old, she wore a small dress. The top half was white while the bottom was a long blue skirt. She had a red bow tie around her collar of the dress. Right down to the small brown buckled shoes, she looked like a normal little girl. But the thing was that she wasn't as normal as she could have been. She was born with extraordinary powers that even her own village didn't understand. Her mother kept her safe. But in spite of that, the girl seen too many horrible things in a short amount of time in which resulted in her hiding her emotions to the outside world. Her name was...Anita and regardless of the things she had seen in her young life, nothing could prepare her for what was going to happen.

Early in the afternoon, Anita was outside of her home sitting with her back against the foundation wondering what it would be like to see the sun. From what she could remember though, the villagers would always talk about how a vampire from Makai or more commonly known as "The Demon World" was cast out after trying to take it over. But in his angry fit though, he used some sort of spell that eventually blocked out the Earth's sun and thus causing the "Dark" to grow stronger than the "Light".

Even though young, Anita understood the difference between good and evil. One does not need to be Dark to do evil and vice versa for the light. In other words, there were good and evil on both sides. Despite being a psychic, she was not one to believe the future. To her, the future was invalid, always changing with new outcomes.

"Anita...Anita...Where are you?"

Anita looked up and saw her mother stepping out the front door looking for her. Anita's mother looked to her left and saw her daughter leaning against the frame of the house.

"Anita, why don't you go inside while I make some lunch for the both of us...okay?"

She looked up at her mother and quickly nodded while quickly getting up then going inside. After watching her daughter walk inside, Elizabeth soon walked inside as well.

The house was a small home that would be the size of half of a regular size one. It had two small bedrooms, a small kitchen, and a washing machine.

"GAAGGGGGHHH!!!!” Someone outside the house screamed.

Elizabeth quickly came out of the kitchen with a worried expression. She turned back and saw Anita standing in the hallway.

"Honey? Please stay inside and go hide! I promise I'll return soon." Elizabeth soon ran out the door.

Next thing Anita heard was a woman's scream. Her own mind new who's it belonged to...her mother. Anita quickly ran out from her hiding place.

Outside the village, a tall man wearing a warrior monk's robe with prayer beads was watching the Darkstalkers attack the village. The man was named Donovan Baine. The man quickly grabbed the sword that was floating on his back with large hand and began walking toward the village.

Up in the sky, a woman with long lime green hair with matching eyes was watching the warrior monk who was hiding but yet watching the scene below. Her name was Morrigan Aensland and she was what people would call a Succubi or better known as succubus. She wore a black latex sute that looked snugged around her breast and wore pinkish color hoes around her arms and legs which had bat patterns on them. She also wore black boots. From her body, two bat wings appeared to be attached to her head and her back. Now normally she wouldn't be interested in a village being attacked. To her it was a common occurrence.

But after seeing what looked liked to her a monk hiding and watching the village being attacked and not doing anything to help, she began to think the man had an alternate motive and didn't like it.

She soon saw a girl coming out of a door to a house. Morrigan saw what looked liked to be the girl's mother laying on the ground motionless and the girl trying to wake her mother up but failing to do so.

Mother...Mother...Please wake up...Mother!"

"Well well, what do we have here?"

Anita quickly looked ahead of herself and saw a creature around 5ft 9in. It had brown leather skin, sharp claws, large reddish brown eyes, and sharp fangs. The creature's body had two giant bat wings sprouting out of its back.

It quickly made a lounge toward her, but was quickly killed by a sword. The sword then returned to its master. But the master was anything but friendly.

Anita looked at the monster standing in front of her with emotionless eyes. This new creature was a spirit of a samurai that came in contact with a very evil armor known as Hannya. But the spirit goes by the name of Bishamon. The armor calls itself after the samurai.

Any Darkstalker in the area that stayed was quickly cut to pieces.

Bishamon quickly saw Anita next to her mother’s corpse and smiled with glee. The samurai walked toward her and soon began taunting her, trying to get her to scream. As he was to dealing the blow that would kill her, a large sword appeared out of nowhere and blocked the Darkstalker's assault.

Bishamon quickly regained his composure and looked at his new opponent that dared to stop his slaughter.And Anita's Mom got scared,and she said moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

[Tenspeed]

hahahahaah!