Make a Story Game II

[Lightblackheart]

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE 4CHAN WAS CREATED....

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

not a racist was stirring, not even the FBI

[Lightblackheart]

and the terrorist just feld from the evil clutches of the internets.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

but then there was a loud bang sounding lots like desu

[Lightblackheart]

"Holy sh**!" Said M00t has he heard the Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu and the pool getting closed.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

false alarm

[Tenspeed]

Said Anne, with a sign of relief as she stared at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do. Life was boring
in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative.

[Jangles: The Moon Monkey]

but then out of nowhere it attacked!!!!!!

̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇͚͇̩̄̒͐͌̈͗ͨ̀ͅ

[Lightblackheart]

And then,Zalg invadeded the universe and I went to stop him,then HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG-

[Tenspeed]

Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes. A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

A Jew with a Machine gun (me) smiled as his MG 40 split the damn Nazi in 2. "That's for Anne Frank!" he cried.
Then he went home and ate motsa.

[Tenspeed]

Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before
she could run out the closed door she noticed that the person who
appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer, but someone who she had
never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her. She stood against the wall,
wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku." The mysterious stranger said.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Dan Hibiki had just become the Street Fighter champion.
Yo YEESE!!!!

[Tenspeed]

He was greeted with a warm smile in his direction, which Dan happily returned.

God, we breathe, eat, and think, just like any other human being does. We are all human in a sense that we all think. We all have emotions. The only reason some of us are fighting is that humans neglect that fact.

Dan's eyes gazed upon another man.

A troubled man.

[Lightblackheart]

But outta nowhere,a challenger appears!!! 

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

"Carlos, buddy, how're you doing?" Dan smiled his usual overemoted smile.
"No time to talk Dan, time to fight!"

[Tenspeed]

elsewhere...

Kano cheered on a horse. "Good job!" He said. "You win me a lot of money! Baby needs a new optical eye sight thing for my skull!"
Goro frowned. He did not want Kano’s horse to win.
Scorpion also frowned. He was hungry. He looked at the snack vendor but he was too far away. "GET OVER HERE!" he shouted. He used his spear to spear a hot dog and then he spared it no mercy as he ate it and licked his lips without mustard.
"Something fishy is going on here!" Sonya said to Jax. "I don’t like Kano and he is up to no good!"
"But I like you Sonya," Jax said, looking deep into Sonya’s eyes.
"Don’t you know the military?" Sonya said, blushing. "There will be no jumping, Jax."
"My arms are made of metal," Jax breathed. "How about a kiss?"
"Go baby go!" Kano shouted. The race had started.
The horses galloped and ran very fast. Kano’s horse was in first by a long while.
"Hooray," Kano said.
Suddenly Sub-Zero leaped from the stands and froze Kano’s horse to the track.
"Oh no," Kano said.
"I had to stop the horse because I wanted to win," Sub Zero smiled.
"Oh Sub Zero, that’s so cold!" Kano sulked.
"Does anyone have a spare pregnancy test?" Asked Sonya, carefully.
Goro frowned.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

Meanwhile, hiding in the shadows, Noob Saibot chuckled. "Stupid sons a bitches. Kano was going to lose anyway because Reptile was hungry for horse meat."
Rain watched from the clouds. "Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolloll!" he said.

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

Back where Dan and carlos were,Luigi came in an KO'd them both!
hi!

[bse24]

But then almost suddenly, they woke up and slaughtered luigi with a chicken leg.

[Tenspeed]

Mario pulled his brand-new 32-foot-long trailer into his campground space. This was no state park campground, this was a state-of-the-art members only resort with complete water, electrical, and Internet hookups on each and every site. Mario used the profits from Paper Mario to buy this trailer. The camper was made by Starcraft but had nothing to do with the video game of the same name. Or so Mario foolishly thought…

Mario unhooked the trailer from his SUV and began to setup. "Its-a-me," he said to a bird. "Mario!" He hooked the water up to the faucet and the electrical plug to the electric. Mario didn’t use the Internet because seeing those pictures Princess Peach had taken when she needed money for college hurt his heart too much.

Mario sat back in his lawn chair. He was already starting to miss the Mushroom Kingdom. He could really afford to mellow out with some mushrooms right now, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately the hot water wasn’t working.

"Dammit," Mario said. "I will have to eat this fire plant and heat the water with fireballs."

And that’s what he did. Mario was very clever. A man walked by and Mario jumped on top of his head until he had gained an extra life.

Suddenly Mario heard a rustling in the bushes. He knew the sound well.

"Oh no…" Mario said… "ZERG RUSH!"

The Zerglings had come to take back what was rightfully theirs.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

MEANWHILE...




(I'm leaving it open for Tenspeed, he is literally writing a story on his own. DUDE, write an actual story instead of just f---ing around here!)

[Tenspeed]

Tony Hawk did an FS Feeble on the sidewalk curb as he pro skated into work. He loved his job he was a suicide councilor.

Tony sat down at his desk next to his phone. The phone rang. Tony breathed twice before answering. This was a very tough job and he had to be careful what he said. Tony remembered the time he made Spider-Man cry.

"Hello," Tony said in a friendly voice. "How may I help you dude?"

"Not that you care," the voice on the other side of the line said. "But I am going to kill myself."

"Don’t do it!" Tony said. "You have so much to live for!"


Totally rad!
"Yeah, what?" the voice said. "My name is Link from Legend of Zelda."

"In that case," Tony thought, "you need to live for sequels!"

"Bah," Link replied. "It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. I have all the rupee’s in the world but it doesn’t make me happy."

"You need to do a 360 Develop a More Positive Attitude in life!" Tony said. "Besides you get to fight in Soul Calibur and that Sophitia, hot damn is she hot."

"Sophitia isn’t in Soul Calibur II," Link replied. "And she doesn’t like short guys anyway."

"Oh." Tony said. "Hey man one time I did a 900 at XGames, you should have been there it was pretty cool."

"I wasn’t invited," Link said. "Besides, I’m stuck here in Hyrule and all I do is hack at moblins all day life isn’t fair."

"That’s right, life isn’t fair Link!" Tony Hawk said. "But people care for you like Princess Zelda."

"Oh, excuuuuse me, Princess," Link said sarcastically. "EXCUSE ME WHILE I OPEN MY WRISTS TO THE SUNLIGHT!"

"Nooo!!!" screamed Tony Hawk.

Not even the longest grind could save Link now. Tony shrugged.

"Oh no, my S-K-A-T-E letters have gone missing again!" He said, grabbing his skateboard. "Here we go again!"
Post Merge: August 26, 2009, 08:54:47 PMhonestly I just googled "awful fanfiction" and have been copying and pasting from random sites that showed up.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

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I didn't see that twist in the story. Tenspeed, you are a mad genius.

[Tenspeed]