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Title: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 18, 2010, 09:44:25 PM
(I promise, this is my last game thread for a while.)
Or should I call it Chuck `E Cheese fight so it's more family friendly? :D 
The night was quiet in the sleepy town. THAT IS UNTIL A HUGE BARFIGHT BROKE OUT.
I’m sure y’all know how to roleplay from here, just keep it family-friendly, like the rest of the site.
*smashes barstool over an anon's head*
Bwahahahaha!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Spidermew on March 19, 2010, 08:53:01 AM
*Whips RedRonin in the back with a pool stick*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 09:31:41 AM
*after getting jabbed with the poolstick I quickly slip behind Mew and grab his sword shield, jump back 9 feet using flash step, and throws it at him*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Spidermew on March 19, 2010, 10:19:55 AM
*Telekenticly wips the shield to go arround my body and build up force to keep it flying right back at Swayhaven*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 10:31:34 AM
*grabds the sword as its coming to me and tries to throw it at Mew but misses and it hits a bystander 2 blocks away*
SORRY, GUY!
*smashes half-empty bear bottle over DT's head*
*Don Kanonji voice*
Bwahahahaha!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Alexziq on March 19, 2010, 11:32:20 AM
Uh oh, Alex comes in swinging a tube sock full or quarters wildly, hitting friends, innnocents, and enemies alike, even pops himself a few times in the process.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 11:34:20 AM
*Alex' sock breaks open, flying quarters everywhere, inflicting more damage than before to everyone in the room*
DANG IT, MAH EYE!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Alexziq on March 19, 2010, 11:39:08 AM
Slipping on a pile of quarters Alex flys feet 1st onto his back, and on the way down hits a folding chair with his head which launches it airborn into Sway, and Mew.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Acey on March 19, 2010, 11:42:08 AM
Hey, my folding chair!

*Acey fall to the ground as well*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Kojunho on March 19, 2010, 12:27:45 PM
*Acey's foor meets Kojunho's face* Ouch!
*Rolls an armor check to see how much damage is taken*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Alexziq on March 19, 2010, 12:37:11 PM
Mew, and Sway catch the chair, and fight over it. Alex grabs Kojunho, and irish wips him toward sway, and Mew. Using the momentum kojunho dives into them and the folding chair, and the 3 collide like an irish car bomb through a Chuckey Cheese folding table that just happened to be hosting a B-day party.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 12:41:47 PM
*sway quickly gets up and hides*
AHH! Mah face! :'(
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Acey on March 19, 2010, 12:49:04 PM
*Rolls an armor check to see how much damage is taken*

It's a 3 on a 20 sided die.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ZVitor on March 19, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
*ZVitor press F1
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 01:12:42 PM
*ZVitor press F1
(Only rules are, no Chuck Norris, or God or stuff like that, and you can't win the same way twice)
*Zvitor wins*
Round 2!
FIGHT!
*throws evil ball of dust in zvitor's eyes*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 19, 2010, 01:19:17 PM
ATICE jumps in...
"KAMIKAZE!!!"
*Knocks Sway down and throws open pen at Kojunho*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ADSplay101 on March 19, 2010, 01:21:46 PM
*walks in front of Zvitor by accident, slices the ball of dust and uses telekinesis to fling the 2 halves*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 01:27:01 PM
*Konjunho blocks the pen, flinging it at me, who is on the ground, getting a stain on my shirt*
I WILL DESTROY YOU! \-/o
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 19, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
*Throws another pen at Kojunho, in slow motion, in anger of missing, and slides under Zvitor to jump up and wack Alex on the head with a beer can.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ZVitor on March 19, 2010, 01:33:41 PM
*zvitor press F1 again and nothing happens (dammit debug mode off), so he take his notebook and go out to another Bar create his chars and drink beer in peace.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 19, 2010, 01:37:37 PM
*Tries to chase Zvitor to make him not leave the bar, but stumbles and looks around in confusion...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 19, 2010, 01:38:24 PM
*Throws giant seeling trap of doom onto all exits of the bar as Zvitor walks towards the door*
You can come in, but there's only one way out. Death.
Bwahahahahaha!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Alexziq on March 19, 2010, 02:17:17 PM
Alex stumbles over to the Skee ball games teetering like Will Ferrall in Old School after the tranquilizer dart. Knocking little kids out of the way he starts launching skee balls toward the brawl.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Kojunho on March 19, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
*Kojunho blocks the second pen and grabs a bar stool and spins around hopefully hitting everyone within a mile radius. Yes that includes the children at the birthday party*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: just1c3 on March 19, 2010, 04:38:02 PM
Just1c3 jumps into the fray, and attempts to rider kick Kojunho, realizing too late that he is unable to defy gravity to pull the move off he falls flat on his face onto a pile of beer and crushed pretzels. Zvitor, angrily returning to the bar stomps onto just1c3's back.  :o
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: x_mad80 on March 19, 2010, 04:45:35 PM
x_mad walks in already drunk, sits down with a beer in his hand , and watches the fight ensue.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 19, 2010, 05:33:48 PM
DT follows X-mad in & drinking a bottle of Jack. He notices that RedRonin started another Spam game so he spears him. As he does this he crushes all the glow sticks that RedRonin was carrying in his pocket from the vending machine down the street. The floor is now covered in the glowing green substance & DT watches & laughs as Alexziq slips on it & cracks his skull on the floor. Of course Alexziq stands right back up gushing blood from the back of his head. Alex is impervious to everything right now since he had the super powers of consuming 28 bud lights before he walked through the door.  
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Alexziq on March 19, 2010, 05:52:04 PM
as the brawl tightens a into a small pack, a bludgened and stoopered Alex climbs the netting to the top of the play maze. Screaming STOOPERMAN he jumps off hitting, but slightly overshooting the mark knocking over everyone but inevitabley doing even more damage to himself in the process.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 19, 2010, 06:00:38 PM
DT looks & notices alexziq over shot his mark. Reeeeeeeeeally over shot his mark since he landed in the kitchen & is now on fire. He tries to help & grabs a bucket of water & throws it on alexziq. Although he actually grabbed turpentine instead. Alexziq goes even more up in flames. Due to the great loss DT is feeling for killing his friend, he grabs X_mad's beer mug & smashes RedRonin right in the face with it, just to get some frustration out
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: x_mad80 on March 20, 2010, 02:36:21 AM
x_mad in his drunken rage gets angry that  DT took his beer mug, so all of a sudden he turns into a weird version of the hulk where only his arms grow and turn green. 
then as he tries to hit DT he slips on the green liquid on the floor knocking himself out for a minute in wich his arms go back to normal. Then as  x_mad wakes up, he has completely  forgotten about his awesome beer mug being stolen.
He then sees an unopened beer laying on the floor which he opens and starts drinking.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 20, 2010, 03:27:55 AM
*New Player* EsKeMo walks in the bar and notice a drunkin x_mad on the floor and the smell of burning flesh. As a infuriated DT comes at her with a beer bottle she says "you wouldn't hit a girl now would you?" As DT sit there in a confuse daze, she quickly reacts and kicks where the sun don't shine! O0o0o0o0o0o0 THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 20, 2010, 04:21:17 AM
That my friend.....

IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK ....lol

DT is too much of a gentlemen to strike a female. As he lays on the floor writhing in pain, he grabs his cell phone to text someone. As he is sending out his text, a blinded RedRonin because he was hit in the face with a beer mug earlier  o.O# Stumbles around aimlessly & steps on DT's phone. Let's hope that text made it through before the phone was destroyed  :O*D    
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 20, 2010, 08:36:57 AM
After hearing all the noise Lord Waffles stumbles out of the bathroom still pulling up his pants.
When all of a sudden He falls over DT and lands face first on a broken cell phone.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Spidermew on March 20, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
*Wakes up, coverd in pizza, sees Lord Waffles and flys up and bites him in his wafflie head*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saber Alter on March 20, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
I enter the bar, and get a milkshake, ignoring the carnage
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 20, 2010, 01:48:05 PM
After that glorious battle with DT she notices that she is parched and runs over to HeroCorruptor66 and steals his milkshake. * bwhahahahaha*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Kojunho on March 20, 2010, 02:37:36 PM
*As kojunho regains conciousness he charges up his foot for a Super Rider Falcon Kick when he is suddenly cracked over the head by a milkshake that belongs to EskEmo. Forgetting who his target was, he jumps around kicks everyone screaming "I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE!" then passes out on the floor again. It looks like DT's text was answered as someone bursts open the door and the HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER theme plays. Who is this new person...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 20, 2010, 03:14:22 PM
Mai Shiranui of the Shiranui ninja clan crashes through the door. She knows exactly why DT texted her. Mai lunges towards EskEmo, which startles her & then proceeds to dump the milkshake on the floor. Mai & EskEmo are both tripped up by the magic slippery substance within the shake & lose their balance. Both fall & smash their head on the bar & are rendered unconsciense for the next 2 rounds of battle.

DT now has his 13th wind due to hearing " pound cake " screamed out by an unknown competitor in the bar. His eyes are still watering from being hit by the low blow. But in his blurry vision he noticed a cat like creature in a spider suit eating something in the corner. he figures it must be the pound cake. DT launches at him in dragon cannon form & then proceeds to eat what he preumes is poundcake. DT screams out this is not pound cake ( because it was Lord Waffles head ) Pulls out some numchucks & begins to flail them around wildy. He practically hit everyone in the room, every object, including a metal support beam which he didn't notice through his watery vision. This makes the chucks fly out of his hands. He begins to go back after the cat like creature for deceiving him. The chucks fly back at him like a boomerang & wrap around his throat. As he fall downs short of breath, he get's in one final slash on the cat like creature. The cat like creature with the spider suit is now spewing blood profusely  & really p*ssed off at everyone.   
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 02:45:03 AM
ATICE's temporary amnesia starts to wear off and sees DT, and tag teams with him to double power-bomb Kojunho after kicking him in the leg.
*Kojunho lays on the ground, temporarily knocked out.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 02:54:37 AM
DCL gets up from his chair, grabs it and readys it to hit anyone foolish enough to GET IN MY WAY!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 03:17:46 AM
Yes EsKeMo wakes up from her unconsciense and put her evil stare into the eyes of DCL! Thus controlling his mind forcing him to hit ATICE with it! *As she watchs from a distance and evily laughs* ** BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA**
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 21, 2010, 03:24:42 AM
Don't forget Mai becomes conscience when you do, also. Oh you must have forgot, because you didn't even notice her get up behind you. Mai hits EskEmo with her fan right in the back of the head & knocks her out cold for 3 more rounds
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 03:24:48 AM
As DCL is about to hit me before I go lights out, I block his chair smash with my back, run backwards, and slam DCL to the ground breaking the floor a little bit. *Glances at Eskemo*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 03:25:19 AM
Damn you DT!!! \-/o
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 03:27:33 AM
*ATICE nods at Mai*
*Proceeds to sit down at the bar for a cold drink.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 03:31:00 AM
Alright, I swore mind-control was NEVER gonna work against me again!! *Grabs a beer* Alright, no more mind controlling, and in the words of the RattleSnake, that's the bottom-line, cause Stone Cold said so!! *Drinks beer*

Grabs a broken chair leg and heads towards ATICE and EskEmo. Ya both attacked me, and my sights on ya wont leave until I get ya back!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 03:33:04 AM
I yell "I only hit you because you hit me!"

*Proceeds to drink at the bar until Eskemo becomes conscious... waiting...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 03:36:41 AM
I yell "I only hit you because you hit me!"

*Pauses for a sec...remembers he's drunk...continues toward ATICE!!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 03:40:28 AM
Woot Woot back up for more!!! Now she will give it her all! She starts screaming!!! The ground begins rumbling!! All of the sudden a horde of evil monkey minions start flooding into the bar and surrounds her! The rage and revenge she has for ATICE and DT has begun to boil. Now her hair starts to change. It becomes blond as her eye begin to chage green, she floats up into the sky holding her arms up high calling out to all planets asking for their spirit energy! *I think you know what this is!* As she gets this energy her monkeys are ready to fight off anyone who apposes. She says to all "I will destroy this bar in one shot!!!!!!!" 
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 03:44:35 AM
*gets mad again that he can't drink a simple beer...*
*Starts transforming into Super SSJ4...* No one can stop me...!!

*Knocks DCL at the opposite wall of the bar*
*Proceeds to conjure up a SSJ kamehameha wave!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 03:47:24 AM
Alright, screw ATICE, I'll get him later consider yourself lucky, I just entered this fight and its already gonna end? Hell no!! I'll clear out the monkeys!! OUTTA MAH WAY MONKEYS!!! *Equips DCL-Buster and fires away*

*Remembers Street Fighter skills*
Maybe a couple of Shoryuukens, hadoukens, and Hurricane Kicks'll help me...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
*BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA* What wrong DCL too many monkeys jumping on the bed (lol)
As ATICE is still conjuring up his SSJ kamehameha wave, the monkeys jump on him and begin to glow a strange yellow! WTF what could this mean?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 03:56:03 AM
*BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA* What wrong DCL too many monkeys jumping on the bed (lol)
As ATICE is still conjuring up his SSJ kamehameha wave, the monkeys jump on him and begin to glow a strange yellow! WTF what could this mean?

As you were laughing, you didn't notice I've already annihilated all your monkeys...and I'm right behind you thanks to a super jump!!

*Fires Maxed Charge Shot*

*Then fires a couple of Homing Torpedoes/Missles on his way down*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 04:00:42 AM
Hey I wanted to kill the monkeys  :(|) * roundhouse's DarkCipherLucius when he lands*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 04:04:02 AM
Hey I wanted to kill the monkeys  :(|) * roundhouse's DarkCipherLucius when he lands*
lol  ^^(PM)^


Wa-Wa-Wa-What how did he do that?
As she notices Fires Maxed Charge Shot and Homing Torpedoes/Missles coming for her, she quickly reacts!
*Hurls the premature Spiritball at on coming projectiles*
*Flash steps towards DCL and Dead Phoenix with one of his Homing Torpedos in hand*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 04:12:56 AM
*Gets hit by Roundhouse but instantly fires Horizontal Storm Tornado pushing Pheonix and EskEmo away*

*crashes on wall*

UGH!! God I remember when I got hit by that once...now my nightmares are comin back...wait that's it...

*Thought up of something dark, and evil...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 04:14:42 AM
*Teleports right behind Eskemo...*
"KAAA....Meeeehhhh... haaaa...mmmeeee.....HAAA!!!"
*Blasts Eskemo to space, destroying 1/4 of the bar in the process*
SSJ4 mode wears off in the process...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 04:26:03 AM
*ATICE I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!*  \-/o As she is floating off into space.(With only half a body) She plots her next moves!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 04:37:18 AM
*fires super charged shot toward space in the same direction EskEmo went*

...just incase...

*Meanwhile, transformation is finally complete...entered Nightmare mode...Dark Shadowy Aura appears, eyes glow an evil red...arm cannon becomes a Dark Blade...*

Alright...you foolish mortals!!! Fear my name and pray I won't annihilate you!!! *My dear Antherica...please forgive me...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 21, 2010, 07:26:05 AM
GQ enters the bar...lights go out...multiple punching, hitting and other fighting sounds...lights come on...all parties are down...picking their teeth up off the floor...and the suit is STILL CLEAN!!! Puts on shades sits down and orders a Dr. Pepper. (Alcohol clouds the judgement.)

Now that's what I call skill. Just be thankful I left you all conscious! I just got this suit out of the cleaners.  8)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 21, 2010, 08:38:01 AM
Bashes gqsuperstar in the back of his head with the mighty waffle sword.
Then begins to dump maple syrup all over his suit. Looks towards everyone
slowly getting of the floor.

"Alright which one of you took a bite out of my rear"

Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 12:11:19 PM
Mmmmmm. Tasty! I think Im still hungry. *devours his sword* Got any more maple syrup? *Bites off Lord_Waffles hand's* I'm Still hungry.........
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Kojunho on March 21, 2010, 12:17:42 PM
Since no one has noticed that he transformed into Super Saiyan Kryptonian 52.34768, he instant transmissions himself to the half of EskEmo's body and grabs it before the blast from DCL connects. He then comes back to the bar and swings the half around violently and hits everything in sight. He then flies toward the moon and screams "PLEASE! LEND ME SOME OF YOUR ENERGY!" Almost there.....almost...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 21, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
DT finally gets the nunchuck released from around his neck...lol

Notices all the carnage. DT is not fond of anyone who has a flashier stage entrance than him. So he picks up the gqsuperstar's lifeless body, since he was knocked out cold by the waffle sword & he rips gq in half. ( sentry style ) DT snickers as he says, Have a fun time getting that out of your suit  ;*))

The entire battling bar stops & pauses at seeing DT's true power. After witnessing it, they all run out of the bar in fear. DT stands alone as the winner amongst the rubble.

Battle 2 is declared officially over as of this point & DT is the winner

He notices the bar maid hiding behind the bar, helps her up & orders a shot of Jack. They decide to get out of there & go back to DT's place  ^-^

Only one problem....

As DT gets cracked in the back of the head & knocked out cold. As he is going down for the count he hears....

No one cheats on Mai Sharanui of the Shiranui ninja clan & gets away with it, especially with a hussy like this.

D*mn ! DT forgot that his girl Mai was still there!!!   

Post Merge: March 21, 2010, 12:31:42 PM
Winner Round 1

Zvitor

Winner of Round 2

DT

Round 3, let the battle begin at a new bar!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
So EskEmo walks into the bar and sits down and asks for a milkshake (",)
*Feels a strange presence behind her, like somebody was watching her*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 05:18:13 PM
*Rushes into the bar and bashes Eskemo on the head with a beer bottle*
"MWUHAHAHAHA!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
*Down on the floor* * Stands up to one knee*
"Gosh already ATICE my arch-rival, I can't even enjoy a milkshake in peace. Well ATICE you don't want to make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 05:41:02 PM
"One step ahead of you!"
*Turns into Sonic and speeds around the bar knocking Eskemo over like 5 times...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
"Its funny you thought you were so slick but while you where continuously knocking me down I planted a C4 on you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
*Pulls Trigger*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 06:14:44 PM
*Teleports in*

Sorry if I missed anything...

*Slams ground with fist*

REKKOHA!!

*Dark rays fire from the sky bursting through the roof attacking all in its path*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 06:18:34 PM
As Eskemo pulls the trigger I found the C4 on me and threw it at the ceiling. Once it exploded, it blocked some of DCL's rays.
*Rams into Eskemo, knocking them down.*
*Gets a quick Samuel Adams from the bar*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Worksa8 on March 21, 2010, 07:02:57 PM
*LP,LP,F,LK,HP*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
*Counters Sentinel's Raging Demon with a Shinku Hadou-Ken!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 07:14:56 PM
Watch how its done fools!!

*Fires Dark Beam Charge at ATICE and Sentinel soon to obliterate them*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 07:41:12 PM
"Well since there is a spirit bomb coming straight for me, I guess I'll just take everyone with me!"
What Will EskEmo Do?
C4:                   Type/Normal 15/15
>Explosion:          Type/Normal 5/5<
Groin Kick:         Type/Dark    1/1
Galick Gun         Type/Saiyan 10/10
*Begins to glow and the pressure in the bar starts to build*

Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 07:43:15 PM
*Quickly dashes out of DCL's blasts way.*
*Charges at DCL from behind and knees him in the back.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Kojunho on March 21, 2010, 07:48:15 PM
The spirit bomb seems to have no effect as EskEmo's pressure swallows it like it was nothing. Kojunho decides to give her a suggestion by whispering C4 and wait for death.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 07:52:32 PM
*Retaliates ATICE's attack with Sweet Chin Music (Super Kick by The Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheals)*

*Begins to Meditate...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 07:58:13 PM
"Kojunho if this what you really want"
*Scatters C4's all around the bar*
*Hands Kojunho the remote detonator*
"You chose you destiny, Pull it and kill all or just walk away!" 
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
No not this time. This time I'm ganna end this first! *Telekineticly pulls the romote detonator away, destroys it and drop kicks DarkCipherLucius * Thats for last time!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 21, 2010, 08:08:45 PM
drop kicks DarkCipherLucius * Thats for last time!

HAH!! You fell for my Counter Move!! *Counters with Gouki's Misogi*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 08:14:02 PM
Destroying the detonator would set of the C4!  o.O#
I guess nobody wins round 3.
Round 1 - ZVitor
Round 2 - DT
Round 3 - N/A

"Round 4"
"Let the battle begin!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 08:28:35 PM
Dead Phoenix walks in to the wenchester pub and orders a drink....
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 08:32:28 PM
EskEmo sits next to Dead Phoenix and orders a Milkshake. "YUMMMMM"
"I need something after fighting to get in here from all thos zombies"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Dead Phoenix! (w/e the name of the snack was... Hard lumps? Was that it? lol) *Throws bag at Dead Phoenix*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
lol *Laughs at Dead Phoenix as the bag hits* "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahha"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
*grabs ATICE, then throws him into EskEmo* Thats for throwing a bag of who knows what and thats for laughing at me! *grabs a chair and throws it at the window* well then how about a fight with the undead?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
"Are you insane Dead Phoenix you've just ended us all!!!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 09:00:17 PM
Like a Fox!!! Grab the wenchester!!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 09:07:52 PM
*Summons Nemesis*
"Take those dam Zombies OUT!"
Nemesis, "Zom...bies..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Worksa8 on March 21, 2010, 09:10:58 PM
Ultimate weapon retaliation:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 09:13:44 PM
"I guess we all have to pull together for this, but as soon as these zombies are done I'm coming for you Dead Phoenix!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
Umm..........okay.....LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU EskEmo!!! *teleports to the roof*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 21, 2010, 09:17:35 PM
Sees the Fallen Survivor, Bill, from L4D1.
"Oh ****"
*Zombie Bill starts firing away*
*Shoots Sentinel in the stomach and barely misses Eskemo*

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 09:21:44 PM
"Whoa that was a close one!!" *From the darkness of the window a pair of red eyes start to glow* "If that's who I think it is we are screwed"
*Enter Wesker*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
*teleports back in* hey i found all these guns on the roof! *bumbs into Zombie Bill and he falls into the celler* oops.....
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 09:28:41 PM
*As Wesker approaches her she runs down to the cellar to help out Dead Phoenix with zombie Bill* "Hey Ugly"
*Zombie Bill turns around*
*EX-Arcing Hurricane Kick towards Bills head! Bills head goes flying into ATICE*
"Ooopps Sorry!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 09:32:17 PM
All right i've been waiting for this wesker your goinAHHHHH! *wesker palm thrusts dead phoenix into the wall*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DanOwnsall112 on March 21, 2010, 09:32:52 PM
*steps right in Bar*
...what the heck did I miss here then o_o
*walks away slowly unnoticed*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 09:34:38 PM
*wesker turns and grabs DanOwnsall112 and throws him into nemesis*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 09:35:40 PM
"I'll try my EX-Arcing Hurricane Kick"
*Hits Wesker but just bounces off*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DanOwnsall112 on March 21, 2010, 09:38:04 PM
AHHH!!!!!

*runs away from nemesis but then trips in slow motion*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 10:06:24 PM
THAT IS IT I HAVE HAD IT TIME FOR THIS ALL TO END!!! BUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!! *building is engulfed by Dead Phoenix's Pyrokinesis killing all of the zombies leaving "name here" if you don't want to be burned alive*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 21, 2010, 10:21:06 PM
*Walks in charred remains of bar*
Do you guys have...
*looks around*
Nevermind...
*walks out*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 10:32:57 PM
*Dead phoenix walks across the street crushing zombie heads as he walks on them and enters another bar* Can i get a drink over here?!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 21, 2010, 10:50:58 PM
Slides drink to Dead Phoenix...who gulps it down...not realizing it's Nitro-Glycerin...then Phoenix lights a cigarette...and instantly EXPLODES!

Don't you realize that smoking can KILL YOU?  8)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 21, 2010, 11:35:14 PM
yes i do know it kills. too bad i didn't drink Nitro-Glycerin since it smelled funny. So I decided to light a match and not the cigarette and threw them together in a blink of and eye and made my escape. You will pay!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 21, 2010, 11:44:26 PM
Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix

"Round 5 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saber Alter on March 22, 2010, 04:22:02 AM
I...*points thumb to self* HAVE ARRIVED!

...not like it matters
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
*Player 3 has entered the game.* ( ;*)))

*Lightning sweeps Eskemo*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 22, 2010, 06:26:06 PM
*Player 4 has appeared from the dark abyss*

I'm bound to win a round...OMG that rhymed!!

Anyway, who's my next victim for my Dark Blade and DCL-Buster?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 22, 2010, 06:32:10 PM
"Starting with me already ATICE! I think you deserve a proper A** Whiping!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 06:36:02 PM
"he he he..."
*After kneeing Eskemo again, Eskemo tries to whoop me with their belt.*
*I jump over the belt, grab it, and pull Eskemo up for a headbutt!*
"owww.... Nobody wins with a headbutt..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 22, 2010, 06:39:59 PM
"Ouch!"
*Down on the ground*
*Full thrust Kick right to the Family Jews*
"ATICE I think you pretty much done for today! MWAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 22, 2010, 06:55:17 PM
"Ouch!"
*Down on the ground*
*Full thrust Kick right to the Family Jews*
"ATICE I think you pretty much done for today! MWAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!"

*shoots charged shot at Eskemo, then does a quick slice-n-dicing combo to ATICE!!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
*Evades Eskemo's attack*
*Fakes Left, and gets hit by DLC's slice-n-dicing combo*
"ow ow ow..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DizzyTheConquer on March 22, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
*Throws a grenade at Attic*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 22, 2010, 08:27:29 PM
*Dante909 stands up for a moment, I quickly pull out his chair as he is sitting down*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 08:30:08 PM
@Komm: The attic or me? lol... ;*))

*Sweeps Sway*
*Choke-Slams Eskemo...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 22, 2010, 08:37:25 PM
Hey ATiCE! *dead phoenix gets uppercut into the ceiling*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 22, 2010, 08:43:27 PM
*Slicing Uppercuts Dead Pheonix*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 22, 2010, 08:45:28 PM
STOP STOP!!!!  HELP ME MY HEAD IS STUCK!!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DizzyTheConquer on March 22, 2010, 08:47:51 PM
*shoots sway with a .357 magnum, then takes his seat*

Hey Phoenix I'll help you! *throws a boot at sway as he slips down to the floor*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 22, 2010, 09:09:19 PM
 :) Thanks. All right time to say bye!!! *Fly kicks then pins DarkCipherLucius to the wall with broken beer bottles and darts
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 22, 2010, 09:23:49 PM
*hides in the shadows to break Pheonix's Pin Hold*

*reappears behind him and does an RKO (courtesy of Randy Orton)*

My dark abilities will never submit to your feeble attacks!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 22, 2010, 09:30:59 PM
*floats up in the air* YOU DARE ATTACK ME FROM BEHIND!!!! *gets hit in the head with a bottle and falls flat on face* ok that just wasn't fair....................
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 22, 2010, 09:32:49 PM
Yo Pheonix here let me help you up...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 22, 2010, 09:35:45 PM
*DarkCipherLucius choke slams dead phoenix into a table then slides him into broken bottles and into a trash can*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
*Rams DCL into wall, and proceeds to simply smash a bottle on Dante909's head.*
"hehehe..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saber Alter on March 22, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
*picks up a steel chair nearby and whacks ATICE with it* *proceeds to get another milkshake*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 22, 2010, 11:28:07 PM
GQ enters the bar...pulls out his lightsaber nunchucks...and proceeds to go ape$#!+ on the entire bar...BRUCE LEE-STYLE!!!

Who wants some?  8)

*Cracks every bone in his body*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 22, 2010, 11:40:16 PM
*ATICE is KO'd...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 22, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
* DT sneaks in & once again rips gqsuperstar's body in half. DT says have fun cleaning that out of your suit & you  better always watch your back in the next bar battles... lol
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 22, 2010, 11:50:05 PM
I see I was choke slamed by ATICE  \-/o
*Gets up and rushes ATICE with two daggers in hand*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 22, 2010, 11:50:48 PM
Top half of GQ throws lightsaber nunchucks boomerang-style and slices DARKTALBAIN's head clean off his shoulders...then throws it again, rips open the back pocket...and one more time to bring the wallet back.

That's for the suit you b@$+@rd!  8)

Puts halfs back together using lightsaber nunchucks to cauterize the wound and wraps nunchucks around waist like a belt.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 12:43:06 AM
*Eskemo chases the ghost of ATICE*
"can't touch this..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 23, 2010, 12:46:02 AM
Ummm.....

That was only a dream state of gqsupertar when he was going to the after life. Because he is dead...lol

DT did not rip him in half top to bottom. There was a left & a right side...lol ( Sentry style )

Better luck when you respawn when round 6 begins. Just remember " always watch your back from now on " lol
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 23, 2010, 12:48:10 AM
"Okay if I can't get you like this EskEmo gots emo"
*Can't show this on TV*
"Now I'm a Ghost"
*Lunges at ATICE*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saber Alter on March 23, 2010, 02:01:28 AM
*gets a vacuum and starts sucking the two ghosts in*...goddammit
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 02:01:35 AM
"Here... we go..."
*Eskemo punches ATICE in the face*
"Hey"
*Punches back!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 23, 2010, 02:57:07 AM
"Ouch"
*Kick's ATICE*
*ATICE pushes EskEmo through the Vacuum's bag*
**The Grim Reaper appears to EskEmo and ATICE**
"NO NO NO NO I don't wanna go yet I still gotta completely destroy ATICE"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 23, 2010, 06:59:31 AM
Video tapes the whole fight.

"This is gonna make me millions!"

Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 23, 2010, 07:07:19 AM
*Lord Waffles turns into a million pounds of chocolate, I quickly run over, grab the tape from his camera, and put it in the supar indestructible invisible security camera, then go to a safe distance where I can watch the fight by remote*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 10:35:08 AM
*Kicks the Grim Reaper, takes his scythe, and kicks him out of the bar.*
"HA... HA..."
"I know wield the blade of death!"
*Lunges at Eskemo, misses* "darn.."
*Scythes Hero Corrupter* "You dead! lol"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 23, 2010, 04:42:53 PM
*Spears ATICE and gets the Scythe*

Ah...Death's marvelous weapon...the Scythe...now then...who wants their soul taken away?!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 23, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
"Damn it ATICE how could you just give DCL the Death Scythe like that!!!!!!"
*Quickly Dodges a Scythe slash from DCL*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 05:12:07 PM
*DCL didn't realize I was still a ghost, and never had the scythe.*

*DCL wakes up from a daydream.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DJ990J on March 23, 2010, 05:52:30 PM
*walks in the bar, look around walk out the bar*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 23, 2010, 07:54:45 PM
*Wakes up and realizes that ATICE has the Death Scythe*

THE SCYTHE!!!

Youre gonna have to hand that weapon over to me one way or another! The Grim Reaper (or Death) doesn't know how to handle that weapon well!! I'll take that weapon now!

*Dashes toward ATICE, to win the Scythe*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
*Kills DCL with the Scythe*
"hehe"
*Herocorrupter tries to put the ghosts in the vaccuum again*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 23, 2010, 08:15:33 PM
I guess you didnt realize that the Death Scythe absolutely has no effect on me? Why? Because it was meant for me!! Now hand it over or be punished!!!

*Slices through ATICE!!*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
*Throws Eskemo's ghost into DCL, knocking them both at the opposite wall.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 23, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
*throws Dark Blade at ATICE catching him off guard*

Alright no more games!! GIVE ME THE SCYTHE!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 23, 2010, 09:50:52 PM
"How about.. NEVAH!"
*Throws Scythe at DCL, but misses and hits DJ by fault and spears him*
*Takes Scythe back.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 23, 2010, 11:01:37 PM
Very well...then I'll take it by force!!

*The darkness grows around ATICE and he becomes ensnared by the Dark Hands rising from the ground, making
ATICE completely immobilized*

Well then...now that you no longer need this Scythe, time I take a couple of souls with it...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 23, 2010, 11:23:44 PM
*dead phoenix sneaks up behind  DarkCipherLucius and whispers to him* that Scythe doesn't suit you. * takes the Scythe and slices off his arm which turns into marshmellows* oops.....don't worry your arm is still re-attachable.......I think?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 23, 2010, 11:37:15 PM
"This is just too epic for me"
*Watches with a milkshake in hand*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 12:23:29 AM
*Shakes one hand off*
"Al...most.. there..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 06:38:26 PM
"BLAH BLAH BLAH ATICE" :-@
*Laughs at him*
"MWHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
*After much struggle, finally wacks the other hand off and is released from his imprisonment.*
"HHHAAA!!!"
*Speed punches Eskemo in the gut*
"Take that... Ya filthy animal..."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
*Regrows lost arm*

I told you that Scythe has no effect on me...now phoenix if you dont wanna die, I suggest you hand that weapon to me...

*Notices ATICE has escaped*

Well looks like you managed to escape afterall...

*Shoots Shadow Ball at ATICE*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
*looks up at ATICE and waves no with her index finger*
"Dirty Dirty ATICE"
"Go Poke' ball"
*Hitmonlee appears*
"Hitmonlee use "High Jumpkick"!!!"
*Hitmonlee High Jumpkicks ATICE right in the face*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 06:52:44 PM
*Gets hit by Hitmonlee, and glows flying across the bar. While that's going on, the Shadow Ball misses me and gets Hitmonlee instead.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 06:55:46 PM
"To bad Hitmonlee is a fightind type ghost type attacks don't have any effect on him! Hitmonlee give him a Mega Kick!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:03:59 PM
Well Well a pokemon battle huh? Well then...

I'll use my first of 3 pokemon...

*throws pokeball*

Come forth Absol!!

(http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/50258_49824.jpg)

Razor Wind ATICE and EskEmo!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
*Its a super effective, Hitmonlee's down*
"Go Slaking!"
*Slaking is just loafing around*
"Dammit Slaking!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
Absol return...

*Throws next pokeball*

Sceptile, come forth!!

(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/vhynz_10/sceptile.png)

Dragon Claw that Slaking!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:17:51 PM
*Slaking just Scratches his belly*
"Okay Slaking Giga Impact that Sceptile"
"O0o0o0o0o likes like your Sceptile is down"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
 :O*D *dead phoenix sits and watches the fight with much excitement* YEAH!!! BOOOO!!!!   Hey  waiter more popcorn
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:22:09 PM
*hmm...Sceptile...return...*

alright...Absol, lets KO this Slaking

*throws pokeball*

Hyper Beam Attack!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 07:22:36 PM
*ATICE summons Lady Gaga*
"Show them your real face!"
*Lady Gaga scares everyone out of the bar...*

Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE

"Round 6 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Worksa8 on March 24, 2010, 07:24:17 PM
*Jumps in just to fight like Cinder from Killer Instinct*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
lol *STill out from Lady Gaga*

Note: New Round... Lady Gaga's not there anymore... ;*))
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 07:27:58 PM
*ATICE waltzes in...*
"Hey barkeep... You got anything chocolate with bananas?"
"Chocolate banana milkshake...? I'll take it!"
*Slurps it down... yum......*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:30:31 PM
*Player 2 Rises from the Darkness*

Hey my battle wasnt done!! I didnt even get to use my strongest pokemon yet!!

Well then, this pokemon has never let me down and I'll fight alongside it by merging with my Absol!!

*Merges with Absol*
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs47/300W/f/2009/167/9/2/Pokedex_359___Absol_FR_by_Pokemon_FR.jpg)

Come forth...Suicune!!

(http://auroragate.com/images/renders/suicune.png)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 07:33:20 PM
OH HELL NO FINE GO MEW!!!! USE PSYCHIC!!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:34:50 PM
*Still scared of Lady Gaga*
*Walks into the bar and snatches ATICE's Chocolate banana milkshake*
"My monkey would love this"
 :(|)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:35:45 PM
I'll take the hit...however youre a fool!!!

Psychic has no effect on a Dark Pokemon like Absol!!!

Take THIS!!! *uses Shadow Ball*

Suicune use Ice Beam on that Mew!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 07:41:53 PM
*Grabs shadow ball with telekinesis* ha you may be half pokemon but your abilitys wont work for a human with superior abilitys! *throws the shadow ball at EsʞEmo and hurls a wall of fire at DarkCipherLucius* Mew Teleport!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:45:17 PM
*Fire closes in*

Suicune, defend!! Use Hydro Pump to clear out that fire!!!

HAH!! What's wrong can't take me on like a man?! *Uses Taunt*
*Taunt prevents the opponent from using support or defensive abilities and can only use Physical or Special Attacks*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:45:26 PM
*Dodges the Shadow Ball*
"Hey, I'm trying to feed my monkey!!!!"
 :(|)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:49:32 PM
*Dodges the Shadow Ball*
"Hey, I'm trying to feed my monkey!!!!"
 :(|)

Wait...why is fire blazing from your monkey...wait...is that an Infernape?!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 07:53:31 PM
"MAYBE"
"Infernape use Flame Wheel"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 07:55:29 PM
Return Mew. Well then I guess you me with no choice. Use my abilitys past their full extent. *dead Phoenix glows with a fire aura*  time to end you DarkCipherLucius......BURN!!!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
Full Extent huh?

*Glows a Sinister Dark Aura*

My Darkness will consume you...but first Suicune cool him off with Hydro Pump!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
LET THE POKEMON BATTLE BEGIN!... but first...

*waits for Eskemo to come back to the bar and pistol-whips them*
"mwuahahahahaha!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:04:05 PM
*redirects the hydropump and grabs Suicune with telekinesis and breaks its necK* please your pet has no power to fight me. *breaks floor under DarkCipherLucius* No matter how powerful you become its only a mere fraction of my power!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 08:04:21 PM
 \-/o"ATTICE I'm sooo gunna kick your @sZ!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 08:07:49 PM
*Jumps from cracked floor*

Suicune...no...return...I'll handle this myself...

How dare you!!

*Anger explodes and Darkness fills the entire area*

Now you'll know what happens when you get me angry!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ATiC3 on March 24, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
"Eskemo....... HA!! I'd like to see you try"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:12:00 PM
Ha it's no use by the way i like your power why don't i just eat it?*absorbs DarkCipherLucius aura and energy*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 08:13:17 PM
"I HAVE BEFORE AND I WILL AGAIN!, but first......"
*Slides ATTICE a note*
 :-$ L-)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 08:16:48 PM
Youre a bigger fool than I thought...dont you see? Darkness cant be destroyed...as a matter of fact...you just destroyed yourself!!

*Burst through destroying him from the inside-out*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
*Voice Echos* No you are you can't kill me I only grow stronger!!! *dead phoenix reappers in a firey roar* Have a tast of your darkness! *darkness consumes DarkCipherLucius as he struggles for freedom* Go back to the darkness and stay their for good this time!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
...I just faked that struggle...alright Darkness consume that mortal and let him know what you can do!! Strike fear into him and destroy him!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:32:11 PM
Well at least your a worth opponent. *hurls objects, large and small at DarkCipherLucius*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 08:34:06 PM
*Whiplash is also thrown at DCL*

"What the @&*(!?!?!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 08:38:59 PM
*A Dark Hand Catches Whiplash*

Perhaps maybe you can help me...or just leave...

*Uses Armageddon, as heavy boulders fall on Phoenix*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 08:42:23 PM


*Looks at pheonix*

"YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR!?!?!?! YOU MUST DIE!"

*transforms into CD-I ganon and Fires lightning bolts.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:43:15 PM
*dead phoenix walks torwards DarkCipherLucius as the boulders miss* come on I know you can do better
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
"Screw it."

*Whiplash leaves.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 08:50:24 PM
Of course I can, that was just a distraction to get you closer, now I'll do the exact same thing you did to my Suicune...

*Dark Hands appear and Phoenix, immobilizing him...*

Now then...to break your neck...or better slice your throat...

*Uses Dragon Claw*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Of course I can, that was just a distraction to get you closer, now I'll do the exact same thing you did to my Suicune...

*Dark Hands appear and Phoenix, immobilizing him...*

Now then...to break your neck...or better slice your throat...

*Uses Dragon Claw*

OMG! He's gonna chain his hypers and slow down time! watch out!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
*Stops dragon claw with TK* Well i'll give you an A for show but......*energy explodes, freeing dead phoenix* But a F for the follow threw *punches DarkCipherLucius and palm thrust him to the wall*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 08:59:05 PM
*whiplash walks over to Exkemo*

"ORA ORA!" then fires a Kuoken.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
"Alright Whiplash, I'm coming for you!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 09:02:53 PM
*I run over, and perform a Zan Retsu Ken to Exkemo*

"Fall to the master of Kyokogenryu style Karate!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 09:05:29 PM
*Counter with Tiger Uppercut*
"Dodge this!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
"NOOO, overpowered tiger uppercaut?"

*gets knocked back.*

"KYOKUGEN RYU OUGI!" *attempts to perform raging ranbuu on Eskemo.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 24, 2010, 09:08:37 PM
*Notices Light entering from the window...*

*GASP*

The sun!!

*Goes through wall and escapes through the darkness, then an echo*

Consider yourself lucky...without Suicune, the sun can pierce my darkness!!! However, you
haven't seen the lats of me...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 09:11:42 PM
*Blocks it*
"O00o0o0 that was powerful but is that all you got.!!!! Come on!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 24, 2010, 09:12:32 PM
*exhales* wow good thing he left i don't think i would have lasted much longer. I need more energy *envlopes himself in fire*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 09:16:47 PM
"HAOH SHO KO KEN!"

*I Fire a haoh sho ko ken, then jump in front of you while you block the attack, and grab, and throw you.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 09:20:11 PM
"AHHHHHAAHH!!!!!!, Your quite skilled! Okay, Get ready for this!!!!!"
*Shun Goku Satsu* "Don't run now!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 09:33:32 PM
*Jumps, and shoot a kuoken in the air.*

Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 09:55:13 PM
*Jumps Back Twice*
*Shun Goku Satsu*
*Grabs Whiplash*
"You done!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 24, 2010, 10:02:10 PM
"!!^$&$^*&!$!!!"

*the japense charecter for "Heaven" flashes in background*

"RESSURECTION!" I float up into the air and gain all my health. "AHAHAHAHAH, I AM YOUR GOD!"

"CRYOKENISIS!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 24, 2010, 10:04:30 PM
 o.O#
"Not again!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 24, 2010, 11:16:02 PM
GQ enters bar.

I'm back...and I've brought company. 8)

Achilles: Is there no one else...IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???  \-/o

King Leonidas:  XD||

Kratos: I am the God of War! Men shall defy me! I will make you suffer!  :D

GQ: I know he's hiding in here somewhere...Keep a lookout men!  8)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ProJackX on March 25, 2010, 10:35:00 AM
ProJackX walks in and looks around at the chaos...
Walks out...
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 25, 2010, 01:59:07 PM
*Sees ProJackX walk out*
*Runs out and throws him back in the bar*
"No running!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 25, 2010, 03:17:02 PM
"Let me, be the blesser, of all souls."

*I float into the air, six wings sprout from my back and big rainbow ring eminate outwards from me, destroying objects they hit*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 25, 2010, 03:19:02 PM
*I see you regained health*
"Well lets see you next move"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 25, 2010, 07:22:43 PM
GQ: Get him Kratos! 8)

Kratos: I killed Ares, the God of War. You are NOTHING to me!  :D

Kratos jumps on Whiplash's back, and rips of his wings with his bare hands. Then as he jumps off, he wraps the chains from his Blades of Chaos around Whiplash's neck and snaps his head clean off his shoulders. While the head flies in the air, Achilles spears it into the wall, and King Leonidas kicks the lifeless body into a bottomless pit.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on March 25, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
*A Dark Evil Aura appears from in the center of the bar...*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 25, 2010, 08:36:22 PM
*Sits in corner, and quietly throws darts at people, moments later innocent bystanders and DLC start falling to the ground asleep*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 25, 2010, 09:29:02 PM
Kratos uses the Golden Fleece to reflect the darts back at Ryuzaki hitting him in the neck. GQ then pulls out his shotgun and blows Ryzakis head off!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 25, 2010, 09:49:34 PM
So violent arn't you gqsuperstar. *dead phoenix kill's Achilles, King Leonidas and Kratos by disintigrating them*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 25, 2010, 10:17:30 PM
*Shoots Fire balls at uhh... someone?*

"PYROKENISIS!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 26, 2010, 12:00:20 AM
*Whiplash must be shooting fireballs in Hell...because he's dead.*

Kratos fights his way from the depths of Hades and returns to the bar, then disappears through a portal and returns with Achilles and King Leonidas.

Kratos: I have killed the sisters of fate. I can control time itself. You'll have to do better than that! We Spartans do not know the meaning of defeat!  :D

GQ: <in the voice of Agemmemnon> ACHILLES!!!

Achilles charges at Dark Phoenix and is stabbed multiple times with his sword. Dark Phoenix bleeds profusely.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 26, 2010, 12:11:02 AM
My name isn't dark phoenix even though my shield does have her pic. anyway....... too bad Achilles you can't kill what's aready dead. *punches him a hole through his head* the sisters have nothing on me! i've existed before them. they are mere flies compared to me! Hey King Leonidas....* rips kratos' blades of chaos from him using telekinesis and impales King Leonidas in the eyes*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: -Whiplash- on March 26, 2010, 01:01:17 AM
*Whut.

Oh great. God powers kill off my charecter without permission. I like how you RP.

Whiplash dies due to not having a full super bar.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 26, 2010, 01:33:15 AM
*Whiplash...read back a couple posts. My team (Kratos, Leonidas, Achilles) tore you limb from limb*

Kratos casts Rage of Poseidon LVL 3 as GQ shoots Dead Phoenix with a Gatling Gun-style Water Cannon. Electromagnetic powers of Rage of Poseidon LVL3 attract Blades of Chaos back to Kratos.

Fried Chicken Anyone???  8)



Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 26, 2010, 02:01:20 AM
*A Dark Evil Aura appears from in the center of the bar...*

Within that Dark Aura is the Darkest of all beings. That waited for the perfect timing. Something comes out unknown to anyone. Shrouded in the shadow of darkness, he comes up behind gqsuperstar ( while his minions are distracted & so is he ) He rips him in half ( Sentry style ) Then this shrouded being returns to the dark aura of wherever he came from. As the dark void disappears you can faintly hear something. Sounds like " have fun cleaning that out of your suit " Mwahhahahahaha

gqsuperstar is dead again  :DxDie
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 26, 2010, 02:05:43 AM
"YAY!!!! That leaves me in the corner, I win I guess?!?!"

Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: EsʞEmo T_T

"Round 7 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 26, 2010, 02:14:56 AM
"YAY!!!! That leaves me in the corner, I win I guess?!?!"

Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: EsʞEmo T_T

"Round 7 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*

In EsKemo's carelessness thinking she won the battle, forgot that Dead Phoenix was still around. EsKemo is in the corner celebrating victory & Dead Phoenix easily destroys her without her ever even knowing what happened?  :-??


Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: Dead Phoenix

Now..........

"Round 7 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 26, 2010, 02:18:17 AM
=(((((
"Stupid monkey you made me look bad!!"  :(|)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 26, 2010, 02:27:20 AM
"YAY!!!! That leaves me in the corner, I win I guess?!?!"

Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: EsʞEmo T_T

"Round 7 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*

In EsKemo's carelessness thinking she won the battle, forgot that Dead Phoenix was still around. EsKemo is in the corner celebrating victory & Dead Phoenix easily destroys her without her ever even knowing what happened?  :-??


Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: Dead Phoenix

Now..........

"Round 7 Let the battle begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*

But wait in Dead Phoenix's haste he forgot all about DCL who grabs Phoenix from behind & a black mist appears around phoenix's body, then he just disappears. DCL mentions, that you can not kill what is already dead, but it can be wiped from this earthly realm in one way or another haha.

Round 1: Zvitor
Round 2: DT
Round 3: N/A
Round 4: Dead Phoenix
Round 5: ATICE
Round 6: DarkCipherLucius

This battle took some unusual twists at the end

Now..........

"Round 7 Let the battle REALLY begin"
*All New Entry's*
*Press Start Player 1*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on March 26, 2010, 02:55:26 AM
*walks into bar* Darn it I thought I had that last round.  \-/o *Burns bartender to ash* well this is just great........ now who's ganna get me my drink?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 30, 2010, 05:24:56 PM
"Da*n Dead Phoenix, he was just getting me a milk shake!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 30, 2010, 07:08:19 PM
*looks at Eskemo*
*drags innocent bystander into supply closet, tortures, then kills him, doing nothing perverted*
*walks out of supply closet*
 :-"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on March 30, 2010, 08:17:38 PM
"Wonder what that was about?"
*Investigates the closet*
"Ohhh My Ahh-God"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 31, 2010, 12:56:07 AM
GQ, armed to the teeth,  enters the bar through a portal with Kratos.

GQ: I'll have a large Dr. Pepper, and my partner will have...  8)

Kratos: The Blood of a Cyclops...on the rocks.  :D
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: fer619 on March 31, 2010, 10:14:37 PM
*casually walks in to the bar, minding his own business, whistling a tune*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 05, 2010, 02:53:36 PM
*grabs kratos and throws him into fer619* NO WHISTLING ALLOWED!  \-/o
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 06, 2010, 05:03:41 PM
GQ puts Phoenix in a chokehold with his shotgun.

Kratos: :D
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 06, 2010, 05:51:41 PM
*breaks free from choke hold and kicks shotgun into the ceilling bending the barrel* Whats so funny kratos? *grabs kratos blades of chaos and impales kratos in the head and heats the blades to fuse into his skull*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 06, 2010, 06:46:52 PM
*Randomly crashes through the ceiling and lands on fer619, then turns around and Vulcan Punches Axel Foley in the face*
"It's KILLING TIME!!!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 07, 2010, 12:43:28 AM
GQ pulls out 2 Gattling guns and riddles the entire bar with bullets. Meanwhile the floor of the bar opens up and Kratos fights his way back into the bar from the depths of Hades.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 03:48:32 AM
D**** it don't you ever stay in hell? Fine how about the emptyness of space! *grabs kratos as he emerges and dead phoenix hurls kratos into deep space, punching a hole in the roof* Hope you like it cold!  :)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 07, 2010, 08:44:25 AM
Kratos uses Icarus' wings to stop himself just before hitting the atmosphere, then grapples onto trees and buildings on the way down with the blades of chaos, accidentally running into Spider-Man and cutting off his head.

Kratos: Sorry!  :-??  :D

Meanwhile GQ puts the distracted Phoenix in a choke hold again with his lightsaber nunchucks and snaps Phoenix's neck!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: x_mad80 on April 07, 2010, 12:59:35 PM
x_mad having finally finished his beer on the floor, has had enough of the crap so

he walks over to gqsuperstar and cracks him on the head with an empty bottle.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 07, 2010, 03:41:15 PM
*GQ grabs X_mad by the collar lifts him halfway up the wall, lifts his shades and performs Penance Stare, burning his soul to a crisp. Kratos then throws him down the chasm in the floor to Hades and seals the floor with Prometheus' Inferno.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 07, 2010, 03:47:42 PM
Thankfully, GatlingPunchRalf's constant wearing of flame retardant clothes prevents him from getting burned, and instead cloaks hm in fire. He then charges into GQ's back, and Kratos' side, and leaving a burn mark the exact shape of GPR's shoulder in them both.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) on April 07, 2010, 04:47:30 PM
been away for months i decided to enter this bar but as i entered sin bruce lee tries to do a dragon fury evil hado kick to my face! i duck and he goes flying out the door . as i turn around to see the whole room in a full on battle royal , i get punched in the mandables by sway , while falling down in agony and alot of girlie screeching, i throw my terry bogard razor brimmed hat i won online in a stupid contest in someones direction. someone will pay for ...this..ouch my sack! \-/o
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 05:48:54 PM
*flames engulf dead phoenix* Really?! Really?! *grabs GQ's arm and breaks it off and impales him with his own arm and throws his deformed body into Kratos*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on April 07, 2010, 07:44:31 PM
*Darkness consumes the bar and a timer in the shadows appear...*

Time Left: 5:00
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 08:12:15 PM
Oh no you don't DCL, not this time *absorbs the darkness, revealing a bomb* Hey kratos i have a gift for you! *smacks the bomb on to kratos, rips off his wings and hurls him into space causing a tiny explosion which can hardly be seen*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 07, 2010, 08:31:49 PM
"I'm getting sick of this $#!+."
I open my flame retardant vest, revealing a hidden iPod. As I dodge a flurry of punches again from Axel Foley, I put in my earbuds and put on The Trooper, the KOF 2000 Ikari Team theme.
I set into my stance, and deliver a punch directly into Axel's nose, sending the nose bone straight into his brain.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 07, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
GQ attaches rocket launcher to injured shoulder and puts the barrel in Phoenix's mouth and fires a rocket down his (her?) throat!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 08:47:58 PM
*dead phoenix turns around, seeing GQ putting a rock down Dark Phoenix throat* NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US TO OBLIVIAN! YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON!!! *Dark phoenix kills GQ then kills everone in the bar*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Space (DCL) on April 07, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
*Darkness reappears and consumes the bar*

*Emerges from the dark*

Well...it seems like everyone is having fun annihilating each other. Perhaps I should
end this round in one move...

*A dark ray is shot upward through the bar*

You should be honored being killed by the Dark Ruler! Now behold, Judgment Day!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on April 07, 2010, 09:01:51 PM
Out from the sky the Dark Ruler comes out...
*Its EskEmo*
"Thanx for summoning me DCL, you will be spared!"
*Shots destructive eye beams at the bar, annihilating everyone and everything in it*
*Except DCL*
*Float back up into the sky*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 09:05:59 PM
No you don't get it you may have killed everyone in the bar but she is still alive *dead phoenix points to the Dark Phoenix*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 07, 2010, 10:07:18 PM
Kratos once again climbs out from the depths of Hades, goes through a portal to the loom chamber, and comes back with GQ.

GQ: You can't get rid of us that easily!   8)

Kratos: I killed the sisters of fate a long time ago. Time itself is under my control!  :D
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 07, 2010, 10:12:29 PM
I come out from underneath a pile of rubble. "Danmit... YOU BROKE MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!"
In a fit of rage, I go Savage form, and tear EskEmo's head from his shoulders. I turn around, eyes mad.
"WhO's NeXt FoR a OnE-wAy TrIp To HeLl?!?!?"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
D*** you kratos! * opens a portal to mars* stay gone this time *kicks kratos in and the portal shuts* Now he can't leave mars and he isn't dead so he's gone, or at least for the time being
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DanOwnsall112 on April 07, 2010, 10:26:32 PM
*Roundhouse kicks the living snot out of GatlingPunchRalf anime-ish style*
HYYAAAAAA!!!!!

*lands, then taunts*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 07, 2010, 11:06:30 PM
"WrOnG mOvE, bUdDy BoY..."
I grab DOA112 by his collar, and send fire coursing through his body. I then creat an explosion from my hands, sending him up and out of the bar.
"AnYoNe ElSe CaRe To TrY mE?!?"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 07, 2010, 11:19:08 PM
I'll take a wack. *smacks GatlingPunchRalf with a bottle* Now care to do something about that?
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DanOwnsall112 on April 07, 2010, 11:26:03 PM
*barely gets up from GatlingPunchRalf 's attack*

*groan*

*wipes blood off lip*

Now its on....

*goes in a RAGE then attacks GatlingPunchRalf with all his might!*
*GatlingPunchRalf gets dizzy then I finish off with a Shin Shoryuuken!*
Shin...SHORYUUKEN!!!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 08, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
*GQ knocks Dead Phoenix unconscious with a metal baseball bat. While unconscious, GQ stuffs an ice grenade down Dead Phoenix's throat. It explodes instantly freezing Dead Phoenix. GQ then shatters Dead Phoenix with the metal baseball bat.*

 GQ: FATALITY!!!  8)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 08, 2010, 01:22:35 PM
 *shattered remains of dead phoenix combine*  ouch that actually hurt. I applaude your strength but now you die! *Punches hole into GQ's body and rips out GQ's spine. Then grabs his neck and burns him into ash*
how did you put that......

FATALITY!!!  8)
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 08, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
 \-/o     ::salute::
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 08, 2010, 03:45:17 PM
"tWo VeRsUs OnE?!? tHaT'lL mAkE tHiS fAiR."
I grab DOA and Dead Phoenix and slam their heads together, dizzying them. I then send Dead Phoenix flying with an explosive uppercut that cuts the skin on his face in half. For DOA112, I grab him by the leg and arm, and proceed to slowly tear him apart, when I hear a loud snap. DOA112 goes limp, his spine severed.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 08, 2010, 07:03:43 PM
*stands up and dust self off. Looks at GatlingPunchRalf and drop kicks him. Then moon kicks his jaw then heel kicks his side and thrust kicks him onto a pipe which imales him*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saohc on April 08, 2010, 08:14:52 PM
That's it..

*nukes all dimensions and universes, including this one*

Game Set.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on April 08, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
Chuck Norris' beard contains the blast. He then proceeds to kill everyone.
Like you just said,
Game Set.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on April 08, 2010, 10:36:04 PM
(Only rules are, no Chuck Norris, or God or stuff like that, and you can't win the same way twice)
So no
Chuck Norris' beard contains the blast. He then proceeds to kill everyone.
Like you just said,

Game Set.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on April 08, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Wait.........would you need a WHOLE LOT OF NUKES in order to do that which is physically impossible and their in coincide with the rules. I mean large amounts not just for one universe  but all the universes, which are big..........super big.....bigger than light can travel..........
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Saohc on April 09, 2010, 07:45:08 PM
Don't underestimate me and my character,LucasX3(Dark)(yes, it's a W.I.P. that's coming along smoothly), he has warpholes.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 18, 2010, 01:28:06 AM
*GQ walks in the bar with his new crew...Mystique, Morph and Shang Tsung*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Worksa8 on April 19, 2010, 07:08:56 PM
*Plays the card "Prohibition" on Axel Foley*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 20, 2010, 04:45:47 AM
*GQ picks Axel up over his head, electrifies him and then rips him in half with his bare hands*

Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on April 20, 2010, 02:40:38 PM
*Walks in*
"Now who is gunna buy me a drink!!!?!?!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 20, 2010, 02:50:50 PM
GQ: Here you go!  8)

*Tosses Eskemo a Molotov Cocktail*
*A portal opens in the ceiling and Kratos falls through on top of Axel*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Esʞy on April 20, 2010, 02:52:47 PM
GQ: Here you go!  8)

*Tosses Eskemo a Molotov Cocktail*
*A portal opens in the ceiling and Kratos falls through on top of Axel*
\-/o Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 21, 2010, 01:13:55 AM
*GQ grabs Kratos' Blades of Athena, wraps the chains around Axel's neck and pops his head clean off*

GQ: Ha, just a flesh wound!  8)

*GQ opens a green chest and collects the orbs, completely healing him, then tosses the Blades of Athena back to Kratos while Mystique, Morph, and Shang Tsung laugh.*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on April 21, 2010, 07:45:49 PM
*Shang Tsung morphs into Chameleon and harpoons Axel*

Shang Tsung: GET THE F*CK OVER HERE!!! Your soul is MINE!!!

*Shang Tsung drags Axel back into the bar and steals his soul...surprisingly growing an afro in the process.*

Shang Tsung: Hmmm...more soul than I thought. *rim shot*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on May 04, 2010, 02:08:11 AM
Bartender: So...what'll ya have?

GQ:Just gimme a Powerade.

Mystique (in the form of Soul Calibur's Isabella "Ivy" Valentine): I'll have some wine.

Morph (in the form of DOA's Bass Armstrong) BEER!!!

Shang Tsung: (in the form of Final Fight's Guy) Saki, please.

Kratos: The blood of Ares...on the rocks.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: MrAdam on May 07, 2010, 12:00:38 PM
Thirsting for a Mai-Tai, Mr Adam casually enters the bar, noticing all the mayhem and people getting dismembered, mutilated and disemboweled, Mr Adam strolls through the frey swatting aside the odd ki-blast or person hurled his way and bellies up to the bar. Noticing the bar-tender is not behind the bar (to better serve Adam drinks) rather he is lying on the floor gibbering in a terror-induced coma. Mr Adam picks up the barkeep (who has apparantly soiled himself in fear) and savagely slaps him about the head and torso trying to bring him bach to his senses, realizing that slapping an shaking the poor, near cattatonic bar tender isn't going to revive him  (and REALY hasn't helped the situation in his pants *phew* he cassually tosses the gibbering, useless, soiled wreck of a "Party chemist" out a nearby window and hops behind the pitted and scortched remains of the bar, and tries to mix up his own mai-tai, which is neither as tasty or as satisfying as a "profesinally made" one. In his rage MrAdam hurls his crappy tropical rum-beverage accross the room which bursts Into flames as it flies and kills an innocent bystander. Mr Adam then tears through the bar. And grabs two nearby bystanders screaming in furry, inarticulately bellowing how "You little bastards fighting cost me a #@%&$* Mai-Tai!" Smashing their heads together with every word (which were reduced to a fine paste by the end of the scentence) His rage continually growing growing ever more powerfull by the second. Mr Adam siezes a section  of the remains of the bar and swings it like a bat at the combatants bellowing "ADAM SMASH!!!"
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on May 08, 2010, 06:28:43 PM
GQ leaps at Adam and puts him in a choke hold while Kratos wraps his Blades of Chaos around his legs tripping him. Shang Tsung morphs into Cable, Mystique morphs into Cyclops, and Morph morphs into Iron Man.

Shang Tsung: Hyper Viper Beam!

Mystique: Optic Blast!

Morph: Proton Cannon!

Kratos throws rapid-fire Zeus' Fury

GQ's arms transform into gatling guns and starts riddling Adam with bullets.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: The Question on May 12, 2010, 05:48:05 PM
This got lame.  o.O#
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: ProJackX on May 14, 2010, 10:23:36 AM
*ProJackX Enters the bar*
ProJackX:Whoa.... neat *takes out camera and takes a picture* this is a awesome picture that people would pay big money for!
*Runs out to get rich... so long suckers!*

 :lies:
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: MrAdam on May 18, 2010, 12:44:52 PM
As GQ wraps his arms around Adam's neck, He stumbles backwards, Adam's head in his hands, realizing that he aparantly ripped Adam's head clean off. GQ, takes a look at Adam's severed head and realizes with horror that this head isn't real. The Ersatz head of Mr Adam winks to life and With an impish grin whispers "Sucker!" right before a tiny Nucular explosive inside the mechanical head consumes GQ, Half the bar, and nuemerous by standers in a ball of green atomic fire. Then MrAdam Stands and focuses his rage on Kratos. No amount of bare-breasts would save kratos from being the generic main character in a series of crapy, generic patform games. Adam subjected Kratos to a Powerbomb with such rage behind it it, That Krato's head, shoulders and most of his upper body were reduced to bloody ash when he hit the ground.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on May 18, 2010, 09:54:31 PM
The Nuclear explosion inadvertently opens a hole in the ground straight to the depths of Hades itself, where Kratos climbs out. He then jumps into a portal. A few minutes later, he returns...with GQ.

Kratos: Do you know how many times the gods have tried to kill me??? You'll have to do better than that! :D

GQ: He also controls time itself. 8)

Kratos wraps the chains from the Blades of Chaos around Adam while GQ, wearing electrified steel gauntlets proceeds to beat Adam to a bloody pulp!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on May 25, 2010, 09:42:16 AM
*Sway kicks out adam and qdsuperstar*
Hopefully this won't be as lame anymore.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on May 25, 2010, 11:01:43 AM
DT walks in & sees Shang Tsung, Kratos, Morph, & Mystique.  o.O#

After realizing how lame this thread has truly become, I just pull out a katana & stab myself!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on May 25, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
*Sway revives DT, removes everyone, excluding posters, and bashes the people who made this lame with a stick*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on May 26, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
*@DarkTalbain Shang Tsung, Morph, and Mystique are dead. It's just GQ and Kratos.*

Kratos smashes Sway with the Barbarian Hammer while GQ unleashes a devastating combo on DarkTalbain ending with some "Sweet Chin Music."
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on May 27, 2010, 12:09:47 PM
*Destroys Kratos*
*Pours hot Tea down Talbain's pants*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on May 27, 2010, 12:28:49 PM
laughs at gq's " devastating " combo. I felt mosquito's hit harder than that! But that hot tea down the pants, now that's smarts!

DT goes into the bathroom to ring out his pants
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on May 27, 2010, 12:35:36 PM
*While DT isn't paying attention, Sway grabs DT's pants, makes a run for it, throws them far away, then walks back into the bar, smashing a bottle of gq's head*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on May 27, 2010, 12:43:52 PM
DT walks out the bathroom without any pants & is immediately attacked.......

attacked by all the ladies in the bar.

DT leaves the building with 4 women on his arms. Thanx Sway for taking my pants, you all have fun battling. I'd rather be a lover than a fighter anyhow  ;D
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: gqsuperstar on May 27, 2010, 10:09:42 PM
GQ: Get back here, you son of a... \-/o

GQ grabs Kratos' Blades of Chaos, wraps the chains around the necks of DarkTablain and Sway and rips both their heads clean off!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Ununsed-Username on May 28, 2010, 09:01:16 AM
*dies*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Lord_Waffles on May 28, 2010, 09:05:52 AM
Dude that wasn't DT. IT WAS........
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: CAPSLOCK on May 28, 2010, 01:04:02 PM
:opens door, sees flying chicken, turns around and walks away...:
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on May 28, 2010, 01:19:59 PM
Dude that wasn't DT. IT WAS........

Shang Tsung who morphed into DT so he could try & get some women, also. DT is long gone with the ladies & gq just killed one of his helpers. Once again DT has outsmarted gqsuperstar. This time it wasn't even on purpose.  :DxDie :DxDie
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 03:37:28 PM
KenFan9276 presses F1
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 03:38:48 PM
*dead phoenix walks in and sees gq crying on the floor, drinks a bottle of rum then smashes it on gq's head who runs out screaming like a little "girly man"*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 03:55:06 PM
*dead phoenix walks in and sees gq crying on the floor, drinks a bottle of rum then smashes it on gq's head who runs out screaming like a little "girly man"*
;y
Did anyone hear me?
KENFAN9276 PRESSES F1
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
yeah I did, F1 doesn't work any more. Others have already used it sorry!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
Rules were,

don't use the same way twice in a ROW!

So I CAN do it!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 04:11:51 PM
No, that's not what.......nevermind
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 04:13:21 PM
No, that's not what.......nevermind
Round 4,FIGHT!

KenFan punches Dark Pheonix.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 04:17:13 PM
WHY THE F@#K WOULD YOU PUNCH DARK PHOENIX IN THE FACE? I'm not DARK PHOENIX!
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 04:21:04 PM
WHY THE F@#K WOULD YOU PUNCH DARK PHOENIX IN THE FACE? I'm not DARK PHOENIX!

yes you are.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
No I'm right here and my name isn't Dark it's dead *waves to KenFan9276. KenFan9276 Looks and sees Dark Phoenix in front of him. She then punches him out of the bar*
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: KenFan9276 - Member of CROM on May 28, 2010, 04:31:20 PM
No I'm right here and my name isn't Dark it's dead *waves to KenFan9276. KenFan9276 Looks and sees Dark Phoenix in front of him. She then punches him out of the bar*
O.o sorry lol anyway that's my clone and now I shoryukened Dead Pheonix.
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: Dead Phoenix on May 28, 2010, 04:37:27 PM
*dead phoenix dodges as the shoryuken hits the bartender* oh so close *floor sweeps KenFan on to his back and steps stomps on KenFan's hands breaking them* now lets see you do that again
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: MrAdam on June 14, 2010, 12:35:43 PM
When nobody is paying attention , the remains of Mr Adam pull thhemselves togerther and whith his good remaining hand, pulls out the stapler he keeps for just such an emergency and staples himself back together. Afterward Adam gets to his feet and stalks behind GQ, and subjects him to the Ireversable Atomic Doom Wedgie, which will leave his him totally scarred and useless for the remainder of his sad and miserable life (which probably won't be all that long considering his rumpcheeks are now stationed around his ears, and theres no concievable way for him to walk, eat or defend himself. His rage spent on GQ's heinie Mr Aam stalks out of the bar seaking a mai-tai. It's obvious he won't find one here. On the way out he grabs Kratos in a headlock and drags out the pale generic looking demigod. All the bare breasts and crappy platform gaming in the world wouln't save him from the terrible fate MrAam had in store for him
Title: Re: BARFIGHT!!!
Post by: mugenstation360 on July 01, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
Then Mugenstation360 follows Mr Adams into a secret bar basement, and before Mr adams starts to torture kratos, mugenstation360 jumps behind Mr Adams only to be thrown off by A reversal move. Both competitors see eye to eye waiting the next strike and in a flash of awesomene coolness to the extreme mugenstation360 and mr adams  strike each other with a falcon punch, with the shockwve so massive,so awesome, so big, the combination of both falcon punchs creates a rift underneath the bar collapsing the floor and brings the fight above below. Then mr adams, kratos and mugenstation360 put aside thier differences and form a tag team partner and go MVC2 on some ppl a$$e$. 
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