Post by: KPT25 on March 05, 2010, 11:28:43 AM
Post all things Chuck Norris here...and by all thing i really mean all things!
OFFICAL Site
www.chucknorris.com (http://www.chucknorris.com)
UNOFICAL sites telling the future generations what Chuck Norris did/does/will do
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com (http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com)
:cool
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Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 05, 2010, 11:54:20 AM
Chuck Norris once ate his own legs in a process of Photosynthesis. Why? Because he could.
Edit: Holy crud, I spelled Photosynthesis right on my first try! :D
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on March 05, 2010, 10:11:30 PM
and all the stages are in Cinematic 3-D there are no known bugs and it only crashes when he wants it to.
Post by: ATiC3 on March 06, 2010, 12:25:25 AM
Post by: Slivern on March 06, 2010, 12:42:54 AM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 06, 2010, 02:06:11 AM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 06, 2010, 07:50:59 PM
Post by: vyn on March 07, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on March 07, 2010, 12:58:43 AM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc302/Aspirin4o/ChuckNorrisApproved.png)
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 07, 2010, 01:26:28 AM
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Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 07, 2010, 12:12:43 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 07, 2010, 12:18:25 PM
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 07, 2010, 02:18:05 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 07, 2010, 02:20:16 PM
Post by: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on March 07, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Post by: .Batzarro. on March 07, 2010, 02:33:07 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 07, 2010, 02:36:28 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.I actually did this, kinda, once, it hurt my hand like heck the next 2 days.
Post by: .Batzarro. on March 07, 2010, 02:37:52 PM
I actually did this, kinda, once, it hurt my hand like heck the next 2 days.Did your hand get caught.? O_o
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 07, 2010, 02:45:30 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 07, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 07, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
This Topic is now.Why did you post a picture of Chuck's chin?
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc302/Aspirin4o/ChuckNorrisApproved.png)
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Norris Note:
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Post by: Vitamin on March 07, 2010, 04:31:56 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2923195026_f197a23ee0.jpg)
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 07, 2010, 05:47:24 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 08, 2010, 09:33:28 AM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 08, 2010, 02:50:44 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 08, 2010, 03:00:46 PM
Post by: Kojunho on March 08, 2010, 04:01:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKHypzEf9M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKHypzEf9M#)
Post by: Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) on March 08, 2010, 04:18:28 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 08, 2010, 05:51:27 PM
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Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 08, 2010, 09:32:53 PM
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 10, 2010, 04:26:50 PM
He is -70 years old.
Post by: Spidermew on March 10, 2010, 09:18:11 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 10, 2010, 11:33:33 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 11, 2010, 01:43:53 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 11, 2010, 03:51:53 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 11, 2010, 04:35:36 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 11, 2010, 04:59:24 PM
Post by: Worksa8 on March 11, 2010, 05:02:06 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 11, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
Post by: Odin787 on March 11, 2010, 05:32:35 PM
Post by: vyn on March 11, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
The Tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
hahahaha awesome certificated here
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 11, 2010, 07:25:12 PM
Post by: Berkay on March 11, 2010, 08:14:53 PM
Post by: Odin787 on March 11, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 11, 2010, 09:21:09 PM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 11, 2010, 09:50:03 PM
When Chuck Norris is hit with a bullet... well... it doesn't. The bullet, upon being fire, realizes Chuck Norris is on the other end, and flies back into the gun.
Post by: vyn on March 11, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 11, 2010, 09:57:50 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 12:55:48 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:00:19 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:01:46 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:03:34 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:09:33 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:17:30 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:19:28 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 12, 2010, 01:20:31 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:22:36 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:26:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPA1u6r_0Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPA1u6r_0Y#)
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:27:27 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 12, 2010, 01:28:26 PM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.Actually, I've learned that "goes killing" could mean failure, so he doesn't "go killing", he kills.
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:32:49 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:44:35 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 01:49:33 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 01:51:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE#)
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 12, 2010, 01:52:42 PM
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.My grandpa did too, well, it was a Whopper entitled "Big Mac", with the word "Whopper" crossed out and "Big Mac" written on it in sharpie, no joke, I promise, he must've scared the daylights out of that employee with his grumpy old-personism. :DxDie :DxDie
He was a great old man! :D
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 02:00:13 PM
My grandpa did too, well, it was a Whopper entitled "Big Mac", with the word "Whopper" crossed out and "Big Mac" written on it in sharpie, no joke, I promise, he must've scared the daylights out of that employee with his grumpy old-personism. :DxDie :DxDie
He was a great old man! :D
red Ronin's Granpa is Chuck Norris? Naw..... couldn't be
Anyway......
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 02:02:33 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 12, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
Chuck Norris went back in time, and became both his own Grandfather and Father.Dude, that's messed up, he did his Mom and His Grandma?! :-&
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 02:10:47 PM
Post by: yugo05 on March 12, 2010, 02:21:00 PM
Master Yoda died when he called Chuck Norris "Norris Chuck"
God said "You shall not kill". Chuck norris answered "You wanna bet ?"
The American decided to launch a A-bomb on Hiroshima instead of sending Chuck Norris. It's more human.
The Happy tree friends are Chuck Norris's pets.
When Michael jackson met Chuck Norris, he became white.
When Chuck Norris uses Windows, it never crashes.
Chuck norris is the only one who voted for Barack Obama.
Nicolas Sarkozy (The french president) tried to enrole chuck norris as a bodyguard. But Chuck Norris answered "I don't protect the children"
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 02:29:23 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 12, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
Post by: fer619 on March 12, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Today is Chuck Norris' birthday (really)
He is -70 years old.
Chuck Norris isn't 70. 70 is Chuck Norris
Post by: Spidermew on March 12, 2010, 04:53:18 PM
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 15, 2010, 08:31:44 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 15, 2010, 11:34:16 AM
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 15, 2010, 02:00:04 PM
Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Post by: Spidermew on March 15, 2010, 02:22:14 PM
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris
Post Merge: March 15, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
Chuck Norris has a SpiderMew tatoo that he can make appear on his chest at will
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/SpiderMew/OtherImages/24.png)
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 15, 2010, 03:52:08 PM
Post by: Vitamin on March 15, 2010, 05:56:39 PM
Post by: yugo05 on March 15, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 16, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 16, 2010, 08:30:37 AM
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 16, 2010, 06:42:46 PM
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 16, 2010, 08:11:45 PM
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes, They taste like chicken.
It must be duely noted that Chuck Norris has discovered that the statement cannibals made that people taste like chicken is confirmed. However cannibals taste like beef.
Post by: Vitamin on March 16, 2010, 10:13:25 PM
Post by: DARKTALBAIN on March 17, 2010, 12:45:26 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 17, 2010, 11:49:00 AM
Post by: yugo05 on March 17, 2010, 08:45:13 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
Chuck Norris can encircle his opponents.All alone.
Since Chuck Norris lost his wedding ring , it's a real mess in the middle earth.
Post by: G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf on March 17, 2010, 09:55:30 PM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.:DxDie :DxDie :DxDie
Chuck Norris can encircle his opponents.All alone.
Since Chuck Norris lost his wedding ring , it's a real mess in the middle earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't get scared. Because the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of having noone to kill.
Post by: Spidermew on March 18, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
Post by: vyn on March 18, 2010, 11:58:22 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 18, 2010, 12:09:43 PM
Post by: ~Hale "R@CE" Caesar~ on March 18, 2010, 12:19:38 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 18, 2010, 12:27:19 PM
Post by: Ununsed-Username on March 18, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.This actually makes sense, seeing he is his own, father, mother and grandmother/father.
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 18, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
Post by: ~Hale "R@CE" Caesar~ on March 18, 2010, 08:09:44 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 19, 2010, 08:57:32 AM
Post by: .:K.I.N.G:. on March 19, 2010, 02:58:32 PM
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 21, 2010, 08:40:26 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 21, 2010, 09:18:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yc0OESVEQI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yc0OESVEQI#)
Post by: Jelux Da Casual on March 22, 2010, 11:51:04 PM
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 23, 2010, 08:56:02 AM
Post by: Spidermew on March 23, 2010, 09:23:24 AM
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 23, 2010, 07:52:49 PM
Post by: gqsuperstar on March 23, 2010, 11:28:12 PM
Wait...that didn't come out right... o.O#
Post by: Jelux Da Casual on March 25, 2010, 07:09:48 PM
Post by: Spidermew on March 26, 2010, 10:52:05 AM
Post by: SanjiSasuke on March 28, 2010, 03:53:35 PM
Post by: Lord_Waffles on March 30, 2010, 07:20:47 AM
http://www.nochucknorris.com/ (http://www.nochucknorris.com/)
Post by: yugo05 on April 01, 2010, 11:02:21 AM
Chuck Norris invented the spoon. He thaught that it was too easy to kill someone with a knife.
Nobody is perfect ("Nobody" is Chuck Norris's nickname)
Superman can fly, but Chuck Norris can make him land.
Chuck Norris often donates blood. But never his blood.
Post by: KPT25 on April 05, 2010, 02:43:44 PM
Post by: Spidermew on April 05, 2010, 03:09:13 PM
Edit: Chuck Norris can split an atom with an ice cube!
Post by: yugo05 on April 24, 2010, 08:22:53 AM
Post by: ADSplay101 on April 24, 2010, 09:17:45 AM
Chuck Norris is so awesome that in "The Way Of the Dragon" after Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee unzipped his skin to reveal that it was Chuck Norris in a Bruce Lee disguise and that Bruce Lee was in a Chuck Norris disguise.
Post by: vyn on April 24, 2010, 10:06:47 PM
Ok Im not a Chuck Norris fan or worshiper
does not compute
Thus says God the LORD, Who created the heavens and stretched them out, Who spread out the earth and its offspring, Who gives breath to the people on it And spirit to those who walk in it... later he changed his name to Chuck Norris.
Post by: ADSplay101 on October 11, 2010, 09:05:54 PM
Post by: The King Sic-1™ on October 11, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
(http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chucknorris_gif7.gif)